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"Milking cows while trading crypto"

[Kakudo @kakudo_app]

Entering a new week with morning routine at Kakudo : gm. coffee. buybacks.

Another 2M $KAKUDO burned (29.4M in total, 3% of supply completely burned).

https://t.co/kHn1xR8YZS

Our plan for the week improving the product, expanding coverage, and preparing a few missions for you along the way.

Wishing you a good week -素晴らしい一週間を

[blueplanet @aljaxos]

@coinstacka How do you stake?

[Kakudo @kakudo_app]

Introducing Impact Preview on Kakudo.

https://t.co/IRoLZABj1s

One move in a Stock Token can affect more than what’s sitting in your wallet.

That same asset may also be collateral in Morpho, part of a Uniswap LP, or tied to an open perp.

With Impact Preview, choose a Stock Token and set a hypothetical price move. Kakudo maps that scenario across your supported positions and shows how it could affect:

• direct holdings
• Morpho loan health
• Uniswap LP ranges
• distance to reported perp liquidation levels
As we add more DEXs and DeFi protocols to Kakudo, their supported positions will become part of Impact Preview too.

Each result keeps the assumptions visible, shows what to review next, and links back to the underlying source.

You can try it with any public wallet address - no sign-in required - or use it from your Dashboard for saved positions.

It’s not a forecast. It’s a clearer way to explore exposure before risk becomes urgent.

[blueplanet @aljaxos]

@TheCryptoKazi @Crypto_pach $slippy

[Vlad @VladTheInflator]

You came to X and learned that maybe Hitler wasn't the bad guy after all based on actual real evidence and facts.

Then you learned that the VAST majority of Indians are literally retarded which is why they have rivers of shit and garbage

Then you learned that White people pay all the taxes which brown and black people need to survive in a White society.

Imagine what you'll learn next.

[Ramese Sanders @RameseSanders]

There are people with master's degrees who fell for the entire pandemic charade.

And there are high school dropouts who saw straight through the media deception from day one.

That's why being truly smart isn't measured by how many years you spent in college.

There are plenty of educated fools out there.

Real intelligence is being conscious of the world around you and knowing how to navigate it.

[frameXTV @frameXTV]

📢 DAILY UPDATES

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Mobile Application:
- The mobile app is nearing final release.
- Minor issues identified during internal testing have been successfully resolved to ensure a seamless launch.

Content Additions:
- New titles added, including Clayface.
- In the Future additional blockbusters will roll out through the exclusive Early Access feature for Coinholders.

Community & Verification:
- Official account verification achieved (Blue Checkmark).
- Over 7,000 active Discord members.
- Exceeded 600,000 daily active users on the platform.

This is the beginning of something great🫡

Thank you for your continued support as we expand the platform.

Cheers,
frameXTV-Team

[blueplanet @aljaxos]

@ndukwupaschal Already shared your account around after discovering you a few days ago💪

[thefirstgai @thefirstgai]

Funny how life goes, isn't it?

I spend hours and days researching to find a project, then make the call. Big KOLs copy it without so much as a follow or a retweet. Only a few have ever credited me as the original caller.

Follow and retweet to get my calls early.

@ndukwupaschal

[The White Whale @WhiteWhaleLabs]

The Audit Of The Memecoin Casino

Since late August we have recorded every trade on every pump fun and Stonk launch on Solana. Not a sample. All of it: 384 million swaps from 7.7 million wallets across more than a million pools, every bonding curve and every pool that follows it. That is over 56 GB of data and 820 million rows of market history, and it grows by 18 to 25 million trades, up to a million wallets and more than 60,000 new launches every day.

We measured each coin minute by minute. We scored every entry by what the coin did next. We trained neural nets on the result, then went wallet by wallet looking for the people who actually win.

The question was simple: can anyone see the big move coming before it happens?

The short answer is no. The long answer is worse than no, because the data does not just fail to find an edge for you. It shows, in detail, who holds the edge, how they use it, and what they do with you.

Start with a coin that has actually caught a bid: real volume, real buyers, the kind of thing that shows up on your screener. From any given moment, about one in ten of those doubles within the next 24 hours. The rest bleed, and the bleeding is not gentle.

Now take a wallet's first buy into a live coin. Every first buy, 22.8 million of them over a two-week window. In 17% of those entries the coin doubles before it drops 40%. Trade that mechanically, double or stop, and you lose about 19% per attempt after costs.

Call that the house hold. A slot machine keeps 5 to 10%. This keeps 19%, per pull, before any skill or selection is applied.

The reason is the shape of the payoff. A 2× pays you 100%. The failures do not cost you 10%; they cost you 50%, 80%, 95%. To break even you have to be right far more often than the game allows.

The cabal is real, and we can see it

CT calls it the cabal. The data calls it a cluster: a set of wallets whose first buys land within a minute of each other, on the same brand-new coins, over and over. We do not find them by name or PFP. They fall out of the trade stream all on their own.

They are there. Swarms of 450, 1,400 and 2,000 wallets that hit hundreds of launches a week, moving in within the first minute or two of a coin's life. Smaller, tighter groups of 7 to 50 wallets that pick their spots. Across daily refreshes the count has run from 9 groups to 33, with members rotating in and out as wallets burn and fresh ones take their place.

They are not guessing. The coins the big swarms pile into double 28 to 46% of the time, three to four times the base rate. Their own entries, across every coin they touch, run 50 to 60% to a 2× before a 40% drop, against 17% for everyone else.

That is what an edge looks like in this market. It belongs to a few hundred wallets, and it is applied to tens of thousands of launches with industrial regularity.

Copying them loses too

The obvious retort: find the cabal, copy the cabal. We did exactly that. A machine watches every launch every minute and flags the moment a known group piles in. Then we traded every flag the way a fast human could: in two minutes behind the group, double or stop out at −40%, out after a day.

Following the big swarms lost 41% per coin across 93 coins. The median result was −95%. Not because they were wrong; their coins doubled 28% of the time. Two minutes behind them is simply already the top of the move. They bought at launch. You bought the candle they are selling into.

Following only the groups with a positive track record still lost 11% per coin. Following one good wallet on its own lost 20% per trade in our back-tests. The single pocket that came out ahead, a handful of small, tight groups, made about 10% per coin over 16 coins. That is a few days of trades and nothing anyone should bet a bankroll on.

The cabal's edge is not information you can borrow. It is position. By the time their trade is visible on-chain, the thing that made it profitable is gone.

The best model we could build still loses

We also tried the honest version: no cabal, just prediction. Dozens of signals per coin every minute, price, flow, liquidity, holder behaviour, bot share, fed into neural nets trained on our own history and tested on days they had never seen.

It works, in the sense a quant would recognize. The top of its ranking doubles 26% of the time against a 10% base rate. Two and a half times better than chance.

It also loses money every single day. 771 picks over eight days; every day negative; −11% per pick on the same double-or-stop rule; the median pick down 45%; 55% stopped out within 24 hours.

The ranking is real and the P&L is still red. The losers are deeper than the winners are tall, and nothing observable at the five-minute mark separates the coin that keeps going from the one that reverses. That is the part worth meditating on: a model 2.5× better than chance odds is still a losing model.

Why nobody sees it coming

The reason is simple, and it should change how you look at every chart. A meme coin moves because a few people decide to move it: the operator holding the supply, the caller with an audience, the wallet group with the bankroll. That decision is made off-chain. The chain only shows you its execution, the swaps, the volume, the new holders, and by then the first leg is done.

Everything a trader looks at, from a screener to a chart to a wallet tracker, is a photograph of a decision that has already been made. The data is enormous and almost all of it is the crowd reacting. The informative part, a few hundred wallets' intent, is visible only at the instant it executes, and the people executing it are the ones selling to you a few minutes later.

Add 60,000 launches a day, and the future 100× at minute one is indistinguishable from the 59,999 that die. The casino does not need to hide the cards because it deals them faster than anyone can read and analyze them.

Conclusion

After spending thousands of dollars in API credits, VPS costs, Claude credits, etc the goal was simple: find alpha - if it exists - in order to be able to monetize it.

Instead, all we were able to prove is what we all have suspected all along - the meme coin casino is almost entirely cabal driven.

🫡 From the depths —
The White Whale 🐋

[blueplanet @aljaxos]

@devs_hunter @devs_hunter please reply to my dm. I paid but didnt get the link to VIP.

[blueplanet @aljaxos]

@devs_hunter I am in VIP2, but i want into VIP. I am ready to make an upgrade, because i sold this coin at 500k, i need some solid info to know what to keep in the future:D

[blueplanet @aljaxos]

@fiteth_ @Zelusfin I want to know who was buying this under 0.003$ for a month… probably people who are saying this is new KASPA.

Same with PRL, got hyped at 1.5$ and then it droped to 0.2$ where it begin accumulating.

Will buy some now but not much…

[blueplanet @aljaxos]

@TheCryptoKazi This made 80x in last 3 months…

[TheS◎Lstice @The__Solstice]

The crypto dream is going to die if we let pump fun monopolize and suffocate the space to death.

[blueplanet @aljaxos]

@devs_hunter I joined and i am in VIP2, where this was not posted. And i did join a while back after i wires you 55$.

[TraderSZ @trader1sz]

those that have been scrwed by @Pumpfun and @mdudas should also report to regulgators

mass reports sent by thousands does not get ignored...

the court of 'social media' now runs the show and that impacts harder than even courts

worked with me and revolut. with them i went 2 years back and forth, legal fees costing alot

then 2-3 posts on twitter and 48 hours settled

this guy openly publicly threatening along with so many rugged by him

and he's openly rugged

you may have to testify against him @slingoorio as he's the type that probably would take you down if hes going down

my case with revolut: https://t.co/f0s5IvLaip

revolut is a multi billion dollar company, this man child isnt even a drop compared to them and i handled them fine

this will be walk in the park

read the proof in the article

also show it to him to since he's blocked me

[Black Bull @ddivixx]

If you trade on @pumpfun, ask yourself who you’re becoming exit liquidity for.

In my view, bundled launches from anonymous devs dump on retail, while KOLs keep pushing new users into low-cap coins that often rug before they even reach $50K.

If reports of $1M being spent on KOL promotion are accurate, that isn’t growth — it’s a retail-farming loop:

Pay KOLs → funnel in retail → launch bundled coins → rug → repeat.

I call it the rug flywheel.

[Ashton Forbes @AshtonForbes]

239 people died on this plane, in an operation the U.S. will never admit to, using technology that shouldn't exist.

No one is fighting for them except my community.

We're proud of it, because despite how insane it seems, we know its true.

They teleported that plane.