Alejandro Jodorowsky

Director of El Topo, The Holy Mountain, as well as the upcoming King Shot. Don't mention the Rainbow Thief.

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My nephew turned 7 today. I gave him a Wii, then forced him to bury it.

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Does anybody have recommendations for good shearers?

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Contrary to popular rumor & in reply to many messages I've received: I have not, and will never, sacrifice virgins. However, hide your toads

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Lesson of the day: Never confuse Nick Nolte with Gary Busey.

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He fostered me and sent me out, with words imposing on my tongue like obols. - Seamus Heaney

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Had dinner with Marilyn & Evan last night. Asked if I could call him Brian. He looked at me sternly. Consoled myself with his shit absinthe.

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Because I wanted to know the mind of a master, I hired a guru. He came to teach me how to be a guru, and he gave me LSD.