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picture a hot dog bun

[newtype @alkalinethroat]

needed something new to pin

[One Sky ※ One Destiny @GarikWheeler]

POV: I’m asking you out on a date

[newtype @alkalinethroat]

spot the differences level impossible

[newtype @alkalinethroat]

I posted this in 2017 and still get people losing their minds over it

[newtype @alkalinethroat]

I love Jeffpardy

[newtype @alkalinethroat]

I already massively hate 2023 and nothing can change my mind

[newtype @alkalinethroat]

I cannot reiterate enough how much I’m ready to be done with college

[newtype @alkalinethroat]

There’s such a fucking ungodly amount of construction everywhere

[newtype @alkalinethroat]

@DefiantHowl Lol yes with whataburger ketchup

[newtype @alkalinethroat]

Halloween Ends sucked

[newtype @alkalinethroat]

man I’m tired

[newtype @alkalinethroat]

Pretty sure I’ve seen a thong in a stairwell more than once every semester

[newtype @alkalinethroat]

I always come up with the best riffs when one of my strings are busted

[newtype @alkalinethroat]

rediscovered my love for lunchables

[newtype @alkalinethroat]

do a flip

[newtype @alkalinethroat]

can’t stop saying “my brother in Christ”

[newtype @alkalinethroat]

How do people prefer Texas in the summer over Texas in the winter? 95° at 9pm ain’t it

[newtype @alkalinethroat]

The way some deadites get killed in Ash Vs Evil Dead is so brutal no wonder it’s nightmare fuel