Karl Umali

[Karl Umali @AlkaliRum]

@flyPAL sobrang basurang app nyo napakahirap inavigate!! Walang back button!? Tapos one wrong press balik ulit sa umpisa?? Hassle! Baka naman maisipan nyong i-overhaul to?? Baka sa bwisit sa ibang airline na lang magbook kasi sobrang nakakaleche 'tong puñetang app nyo na 'to.

[Karl Umali @AlkaliRum]

@news_jrwest 草津線は一番最低 Fuck this godforsaken piece of shit trainline

[Karl Umali @AlkaliRum]

@DMWPHL hello po would like to inquire po on behalf of my wife on how she could change her last name to her current married last name. Thanks po.

[Karl Umali @AlkaliRum]

@Junjizzle @charliedrapes What is true is hindi ko alam. Hahaha

[Karl Umali @AlkaliRum]

@Junjizzle @charliedrapes TokyOsaka

[Karl Umali @AlkaliRum]

@Junjizzle @charliedrapes Nice may sched na haha leggo

[Karl Umali @AlkaliRum]

Magandang gabi sa lahat except sa ** na di marunong sumunod sa batas #WalangPasokDapat

[Karl Umali @AlkaliRum]

@FarEasternU baka naman may pa-suspension dyan lods

[Xiao Chua @Xiao_Chua]

Being a historian SHOULD not be a profession?

I am just an ordinary person but with whatever little power I have, I will give my middle finger to you.

[Karl Umali @AlkaliRum]

@EasytripRFID down ba sms balance inquiry nyo? Already sent multiple texts but still no reply

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I genuinely don't remember making you all this stupid.

[Karl Umali @AlkaliRum]

@meralco Yon lang. May 1hr pa kayo. Salamat.

[Karl Umali @AlkaliRum]

@meralco paki-sigurado na hanggang 3am lang talaga yang scheduled interruption nyo ang inet

[Karl Umali @AlkaliRum]

Si mark magiingay na tangina #Eleksyon2022 #UnitedSaKabobohan

[Karl Umali @AlkaliRum]

@twotricktony Gigil na gigil na bumoto sa sinungaling at magnanakaw. Ulol na botante.

[Karl Umali @AlkaliRum]

@MMDA Ok salamat po

[Karl Umali @AlkaliRum]

@MMDA good pm po. May reply/tweet po kasi kayo na walang coding sa Taguig pero meron po sa BGC. Clarify ko lang po. Salamat po.

[Karl Umali @AlkaliRum]

Please give iphone 11 faceID unlock with mask 🥲 @jamiieeeelee @Apple @tim_cook

[Karl Umali @AlkaliRum]

@Jollibee pwedeng paki-explain kung bakit mas madami pang laman yung large fries kesa sa JUMBO? Sana pala large fries na lang inorder ko? Nakakaleche kayo baka gusto nyong ayusin?

[Karl Umali @AlkaliRum]

@trixieumali 🤔🤔🤔