melanie?!?!?

world's worst gamer ever
evil freaking puppyGIRL
least ethical person you'll ever meet
bi,,, also TRANS!! gah! SCARY!!

[Andy @andytarded]

my mom cleaned my room and wants to talk

[Whisper ⚙️ Certified Toaster @WhisperMute]

Robot girl who excitedly tries to tell you something, but she has so little RAM that she loses concentration, and cant finish the thought. So she tries again. And again. And again. And again, and again, and... again. At least she looks happy every time she starts

[laura @urgoregff]

i love this silly guy so much hes so #me

[Jae-heon, The Puppeteer. @PuppetedStrings]

It's been a while, Erika.

How could I forget. He wouldn't shut up about you.

[Dave @Dave_VictimTwo]

Day 1 of having a girlfriend:

Yeah I already explained it but also flirting while texting is way easier than face to face because I genuinely cannot look at her without having to look away or stutter saying shit, worse of all my voice is quiet anyway

[rigs (^w^) dingbat @batponi]

2nd day at new job on kirk day and my coworker is playing an alt right radio show beside me.. 🙁

[skvina @horcruckss]

@ngamael8 Point taken

[.animadron @animadron75]

@GaryBobDarkness im getting straight neck tonight

[.animadron @animadron75]

i opened twitter in public for the first time and the first thing i see is femboy and his massive dick bulge

[青雨/Qingyu @2unstable2alive]

my school's sports uniform pants is so loose that i have to pull out that fucking pose

[JollyOfficeMVP @DrawOfficeMVP]

Thoughts on “OFFICE” ?

[mulch muncher @mulch1muncher]

feeling maternal

[💊 SPIDER. 💊 @Spider2pointO]

At least I’m alive, something Charlie Kirk can’t say 😭

[Arctic/Luna🏳️‍⚧️⚢ @Arctic_Bee_]

They say that a rabbit’s foot will bring good luck but what about if I licked a bunny girl’s sweaty feet or had her give me a footjob? Would the luck properties still transfer to me?

[admiren @admiren2]

@DJDANTEPM Does that guy have a Golden Bough or some shit