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jimmy jimmy cocoa puff

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I do my best wedding planning at 2am and I can’t sleep - the other night I designed save the dates and they’re SO CUTE

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me craving a Costco dog on the daily

[frogan @fr0gan]

craving a hot dog is a sign of a mental health crisis

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I got $9 Barbie pink sweatpants from Wally World and they are by far the coziest sweats I’ve ever worn. Don’t walk, run.

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Me having a chapped bottom lip
Lianne: omg your lips look amazing did you get injections? 💀

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today was a good day

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It’s a good day to not live in Billerica anymore

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Making homemade hamburger helper because I am an adult child

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looking at pictures of my grammy and seeing the same smile she carried with her her whole life - she was just a happy soul through and through

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I don’t want to work hard play hard I just want to sleep

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At lunch today, two 2nd graders were debating whether or not I was 40 years old or 15 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@bunsenbernerbmd His search history had several searches for OnlyPaws

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It’s phoebe bridgers szn

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yeah

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

When you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to btw

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once I held the snooze button on my phone for so long (in my sleep) that I emergency called 911, and my outgoing call log said I was on the phone for over a minute

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love a good sunday reset - cleaned the house, mowed the lawn, got groceries, walked the dog, started the laundry, and now im sitting my ass down with a pumpkin cold brew.

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@rachelangelina_ Their comment to you was so gross

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Nicks dad gave us his old radio/alarm clock from the 70s and the only station that comes out clearly is oldies

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I just realized my life hasn’t been the same ever since dunks got rid of their apple cider