All Alike

There is an @inurashii-created Twitter Bot here called 'All Alike'. All Alike generates an #intfic room description. Command?

[All Alike @all_alike]

From behind an ornate wooden door, you hear whining. An oil lamp lies discarded nearby.

[All Alike @all_alike]

From behind a reinforced steel door, you hear violent tearing. A sandwich lies discarded nearby.

[All Alike @all_alike]

A floating eyeball blocks a clear undersea tunnel, preventing your forward progress!

[All Alike @all_alike]

An office hallway leads Northwest, a sealed blast door obscuring another path.

[All Alike @all_alike]

From behind an ornate wooden door, you hear hissing. An unlit torch lies discarded nearby.

[All Alike @all_alike]

From behind a rusty iron portcullis, you hear indistinct growling. A gold piece lies discarded nearby.

[All Alike @all_alike]

You stand in a vine-choked trellis path. A footworn trail traces a path as far as you can see.

[All Alike @all_alike]

You stand in a room with curved walls, which is nearly empty but for an oil lamp sitting on a chest of drawers.

[All Alike @all_alike]

You stand in a deactivated conveyor belt. A glowing line points as far as you can see.

[All Alike @all_alike]

An office hallway leads Northwest, a sealed blast door obscuring another path.

[All Alike @all_alike]

From behind a beaded curtain, you hear a shouted argument. A food ration lies discarded nearby.

[All Alike @all_alike]

A floating eyeball blocks an office hallway, preventing your forward progress!

[All Alike @all_alike]

Thick clouds cast shadows on a beach. A glowing line points West.

[All Alike @all_alike]

From behind a rotting wood door, you hear whining. Your wallet lies discarded nearby.

[All Alike @all_alike]

You stand in a subterranean tunnel. A dirt road leads as far as you can see.

[All Alike @all_alike]

A deactivated conveyor belt leads North, a rusty iron portcullis obscuring another path.

[All Alike @all_alike]

An office hallway leads Southwest, a plain metal door obscuring another path.

[All Alike @all_alike]

A vine-choked trellis path leads North, an ornate wooden door obscuring another path.

[All Alike @all_alike]

A slavering behemoth blocks an office hallway, preventing your forward progress!

[All Alike @all_alike]

Thick clouds cast shadows on sparse scrublands. Footprints lead away Southeast.