Chortle Chortle

Christian. Clean (hilarious) humor from all kinds of sources. Tweet your own best jokes and quotes. Keep it 'G' please.

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Little Green Therapist....

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I remember when I was young I used to want to be "Somebody". I can see I should have been way more specific. --Lily Tomlin

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When we were kids my parents gave my sisters & I a quicksand box. I was an only child....eventually. --Steven Wright

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Man does not live by coffee alone. Here....have a Danish.

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In Seattle you haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine....while it's running. --Howard Schultz

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When I was a kid I got no respect. I worked in a pet store. People kept askin' how big I would get. --Rodney Dangerfield

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My girlfriend phoned me the other day & said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home. Dangerfield

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“The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.” ―Lily Tomlin