(⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠)—⁠☆

[karen @killmyaffairs]

"si yo fuera hombre estaria lindo y musculoso"

yo si d vdd fuera hombre

[mika @mikasagrada]

eu aos 29 anos ainda me perguntando qual trabalho vou fazer quando eu crescer:

[skiiball enthusiast @solidshepard12]

24 years and not a single superhero movie brave enough to match this level of romantic eroticism

[(⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠)—⁠☆ @all_ofthecolors]

@gargolithaw lobaaa

[a @hereditvry_]

the way deborah keeps insisting she doesn’t do certain things only to do them for ava

[Chazza @chazzanews]

Making plans to hang out with coworker outside of work

[tade ⚧︎皿 @fromtheangelszs]

me core

[bromelia epífita @a_steraceae]

me destruye que Kafka en 1915 ya hablaba del privilegio de desayunar con calma

[(⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠)—⁠☆ @all_ofthecolors]

@gargolithaw queria un reconocimiento impreso para colgarlo en la pared

[John "F" Fountain @FountainCartoon]

The animators, by contrast, have to sell their plasma in between sequels to pay rent for their single room apartments.

[Wambu⚓ @Wambulogy]

Bro why is Trump able to snap his fingers and make everything immediately worse, while Democrats need unanimous permission from the whole world to wipe their own asses?

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

como quiero estar lunesmartesmiercolesjuevesviernessabadoydomingo

[Emett 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @kermettp]

Me choosing to not sit with my coworkers so I can eat my lunch and watch my YouTube

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

Worth more than every data center combined.

[mason⸆⸉ 🌊☁️ | petal @portofino_view]

why is dick van dyke an acceptable name but pussy van faggot isn’t

[The Doki Archive @thedokiarchive]

¡¡FELIZ DÍA INTERNACIONAL DEL MANGO!! 🥭🥭

[(⁠✯⁠ᴗ⁠✯⁠)—⁠☆ @all_ofthecolors]

@ArturoVill7 ojalá tú le sigas el ejemplo pendejito