YOU KNOW WHAT IS MY FAVORITE PART OF COLLEGE. WHEN YOU SEND YOUR PROFESSOR THREE EMAILS AND THEY CHOOSE TO ONLY ANSWER 1/4 QUESTIONS EVERY TIME. I need to have some Baked Lays Potato Chaps and maybe I can calm down ๐๐๐
@ResaSukohl@aloftus_18 nytime bb we are so proud of you and love you always ๐๐๐ send me your college queries whenever you need I am clearly adept at handling them
Look I realize I havenโt tweeted in literally eight months but Troy Bolton performing โScreamโ from HSM3 has literally more emotional honesty and production value than anything any of us will ever witness again in this lifetime
THERES ANOTHER PIZZA IN THE OVEN WELL IT WONT BE AS GOID ILL PRIBABLT STARBE FIRST YOU CAN EAT A WHOLE HALF PIZZA BU YOURSELF WHILE MY EMACIATED FIGURE STARES LONGINGLT AT YOUR SELFISHNESS LIKE A GOTDAMG DICKENS ORPHAN @aloftus_18@Ekfarre
IF YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHO YOUR FRIENDS ARE YOU DONT SOMETIMES A FROEND WILL INVITW YOU OVWR FOR PIZZA AND YOULL SAY IM NOT THAT HONGRY BUT ILL HAVE S PIECE AND THEN THEY EAT THE WHOLE FROOOOOVKING PIAZZA AND DONT EVEN LEVE YOU THE ONE PIECE YOU ADKED FIE IM DEAD ANDCRYING GOODNIT
Hey @LittleSenator, Arsenic and Old Lace plays at South this Thursday/Friday/Saturday at 7! Your fellow politician Mr Roosevelt will be looking for you in the audience!