All Time Cow

I write song parodies like a boss.

[Dear Jack Foundation @dearjackhq]

RT @suzechooch: @dearjackhq please RT to Help some Chicagoan's try to win $10K for Children's Memorial Hospital! #TeamFiona

[All Time Cow @all_time_cow]

@AndyMcMahonBot We are just these people running around.

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@AndyMcMahonBot I found a tidal wave begging to tear down the dawn.

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@AndyMcMahonBot So I just waited with the lights turned off again.

[All Time Cow @all_time_cow]

@AndyMcMahonBot But I am a butterfly, and you wouldn't let me die.

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@AndyMcMahonBot My life has become a boring pop song and everyone's singing along.

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@AndyMcMahonBot But if you left it up to me, everyday would be a holiday from real.

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@AndyMcMahonBot @jacksmannequin In D.C. at the 9:30 Club with my best friend!

[All Time Cow @all_time_cow]

@AndyMcMahonBot It's getting cold, could you hand me my sweater?

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@AndyMcMahonBot I'm alive, and I don't need a witness. Just know that I'll survive, I'm not looking for forgiveness.

[All Time Cow @all_time_cow]

@AndyMcMahonBot Oh there's my summer girl.

[All Time Cow @all_time_cow]

Unlock a free download of @jacksmannequin holiday song "The Lights And Buzz" here- http://t.co/24MUif3M

[All Time Cow @all_time_cow]

@sirlaffzalot Let's make a Twitter for #cleopatralewinski #cleopatralewinski #cleopatralewinski #cleopatralewinski #cleopatralewinski

[All Time Cow @all_time_cow]

@sirlaffzalot I heart #cleopatralewinski. Maybe if we say #cleopatralewinski enough it will trend <3 <3 <3 <3

[All Time Cow @all_time_cow]

@sirlaffzalot aslkjfpoaisdbpouadfngaiusdfgahsdog

[All Time Cow @all_time_cow]

@AndyMcMahonBot We are just these people running around.

[All Time Cow @all_time_cow]

Happy National Coming Out Day. Be who you are; there are so many people who love and accept the good old original you!

[All Time Cow @all_time_cow]

What do we have to do so that president Obama will listen to us? http://t.co/D0DZibKX #makealawforjamey

[All Time Cow @all_time_cow]

I'm going to start my Motley Crue parody tonight. But first, breakfast for dinner and Nicolas Cage movie.

[All Time Cow @all_time_cow]

I swear, I really am trying to write songs. I've been having a rough time lately, and I've been busy, but I will write songs this weekend!