Allabout Cancers

Facts about the worst astrological sign of them all.

[Allabout Cancers @allaboutcancers]

The word #cancer comes from a latin word meaning "creeping ulcer" This is not a joke.

[Allabout Cancers @allaboutcancers]

@itssylviaplath @maytagsmom A #cancer does not like talking or acres. They know they will not ever truly own either. No. Stop wondering.

[Allabout Cancers @allaboutcancers]

If a #cancer gets attention they will exploit that to a fault. They concept of "Leave them wanting more" baffles a #cancer.

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A #Cancer will smile because of something funny in their earbuds. If you smile back they will often fall down.

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@AboutLibras #cancers love the idea of having friends but find the logistics so painful that they drink alone and forget everything.

[Allabout Cancers @allaboutcancers]

@AboutLibras #cancers have no taste for music and then to yell at children that appear on their lawn with their stupid beat-boxes.

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@maytagsmom @AboutLibras #cancers like to stir whatever pots they can. This doesn't mean they cook well.

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@AboutLibras #cancers are very refined and stuck in their taste and way of life. This means you often have to take them to court.

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If a #cancer frowns at you. It is not because they hate you it's b/c they saw their reflection in your sunglasses. Which they can't afford.

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@AboutLibras #cancer is ruled by #genius a planet of frustration & the endless misery of knowing that if YOU ALL LISTENED TO ME we'd be fine

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@Cancer_ht They actually are insulting you, they just don't know it.

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You should only ask a #Cancer to baby-sit if your child is old enough to call 911.

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@AboutLibras #Cancer wants a relationship where they can just stay home and the other person has a fulfilling career that keeps them busy.

[Allabout Cancers @allaboutcancers]

If a #cancer gets a new follower, they immediately feel pressure to justify the effort. They will often quit and get high and watch Mad Men

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If a #cancer sighs behind you in line at the bank, it's because they are dreading the bank teller seeing how poor they are.

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Sometimes Cancers won't go outside for a while. The surprise they show that it is now summer is genuine. Their enthusiasm is not.