*necromancer having a bad day watching his skeleton army*
necromancer: faster, you useless piles of bones! move faster!
his second in command general skeletrex: sorry boss, but these here infernal machines weight a skelly-ton!
necromancer: *smiles* i needed that today, skeletrex
Unseen coworker overheard me in the workplace bathroom at the urinal whispering my customary chant of ‘PISS PISS WHATS BETTER THAN THIS’, it’s so unbelievably over