We are starting to get the hang of this Twitter thing. When people write “honest question” I think it means, you are dumb and I am right. Example: honest question, mint chocolate chip ice cream is the best right? #youarewrong#dontdisagree#youropinionsucks
Venison summer sausage with cracked pepper trisquets, cream cheese and the best ghost pepper jelly ever made by my brother in-law. #SpicyTwitter#countryliving
I’m honestly getting tired of everyday having to be something special. Can’t it just be Friday, and not, National red velvet cake with no icing day. #letitgo#normalisokay