Allamahjay

I tweet based on my experience. I also post memes at times.

[Allamahjay @allamahjay]

One hack I have noticed worked well in finance as a man is having different accounts number for different purposes.

Moreso, activating the daily savings techniques on each account create a magic for you at the end of the month

For instance, a married man can have another Opay or kuda, then activate automatic deposit of N500 per day, this at the end of the month is 15k and can be used to sort out filling of gas which won't inconvenient you.

Set up similar money on another palmpay which can be used as children's daily spend.

Setting up in another account can do magic in another aspect efore you know.

Then, how did you carry this out, the moment you receive an alert on your main account, start distributing it immediately to those various accounts, anything remains in the main account will be counted as day to day spending.

I just hope we can imbibe this.

[Allamahjay @allamahjay]

@jon_d_doe Your husband's friend is after the money your husband has, that's why he wants to date his sister so he can always manipulate her to get money and also manipulate your husband to get money too. When he knows he's done, he will break up with her and set himself up a business.

[Allamahjay @allamahjay]

@ovie_yug @carter6f Abeg náà🤣😂🤣😂😂😂

[Allamahjay @allamahjay]

@EzekielOluwada6 @arojinle1 You are wicked 🤣😂

[Allamahjay @allamahjay]

@AyeloFayowole @arojinle1 You should have understood Oluko used the comparison as a joke or something to trigger the ladies here, but you effiko don enter biology to respond. 🤣

Eshanu àwa ti ankeko o

[Allamahjay @allamahjay]

@egi_nupe Makw I assume na play because kilode???

[𝐈𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠 @iamklausenburg]

Stop waiting for the Westerners to read my tweets and validate them before you do.

You are my kin.

I care about people but more about you.

Take advantage of whatever you are reading here and upgrade your life.

I don't even need validation.

Learn or learn the hard way

[Allamahjay @allamahjay]

@Confydens6 @jon_d_doe Now I understand you better, na emotion dey carry you.

Na me get the blame dey follow emotional person talk.

[Allamahjay @allamahjay]

Abeg make them no remove the bone o

[miimii @agbeks__]

They practically ruined chicken feet for us Nigerians 💔

[Allamahjay @allamahjay]

@Letter_to_Jack It seems she was forced to marry

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

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[Mr. FRED 🕊️ @efo_jesus]

I've finally found the real video to the viral "Slide in and Slide out" sound.

[Allamahjay @allamahjay]

@Nig_Farmer Is true Doc because food is the least of theit problems. They can eat more than thrice per day even at work unlike the average man who will only eat at home and the next one is lunch.

[𝐈𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐞 𝐊𝐥𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐠 @iamklausenburg]

A time will come when those of you who are active engagers will need my kindness.

When that time comes, do not ever feel

- shy to send me a DM

- afraid of being rejected

The answer is always "No" until you ask.

You have EARNED it.

Learn or learn the hard way

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

If this comes your way, please help me repost.

[Allamahjay @allamahjay]

@Letter_to_Jack Oga o, so she would go free like that.

[Baby Zee❤️😂😂🤌🤌(Ólùkọ́ àwọn ọmọ líle) @hayzed0709]

😂😂 My mum is definitely not one of those African mums who can detect pregnancy at an early stage.
A few months ago, a young girl came to our shop to buy something. I asked my mum if she was married, and she said no that she was living with her sister and had just been brought from the village.
I told my mum, "That girl is pregnant o, and as a matter of fact, it's a boy." 🤌
My mum argued that it was just because she had a full body. 😂😂 But I insisted, "I've taken enough lessons in life to recognise a pregnant woman when I see one." 🌚🌚
Fast forward to today, and she has given birth. My mum came home and said, "Olójú ẹiyẹ lágbájá ti bi baby boy óò."
Me: "Ẹyin wẹ oju ni." 😂😂
My mum: "Ẹnu o ni o kò bá ẹ sáà."
That exchange immediately reminded me of all the conversations around the evil eye. The evil eye is real, and it is one of the reasons adhkār should never be taken lightly. May Allah protect us all from the evil eye, grant us His continuous protection, and make us steadfast in our morning and evening adhkār. 🤲🏽

[Indiscov @Iamindiscov]

Shalipopi within two years became a celebrity, he singlehandedly picked and empowered his two brothers, they are doing well today 🔥💪

Regina Daniels couldn't do it for Sammy her brother!

Chinyere Winifred couldn't do it for Tony her brother!

Destiny Etiko could not!

Iniedo Couldn't either!

Tiwa Savage has been a super star for decades and she couldn't empower anyone!

DJ Cuppy Cuppy was powered up by Tekno, since then, show me one single person she has powered up. Women are not builders, investing in them or empowering them is a total waste of resources!

Empowering women is waste of resources!

Name just two celebrities or billionaires who married from a wretched abject poverty ravaged home in the comments section. I will wait!

I would rather blow all my money on beer, sports betting or eating than to empower any woman.

Sermons over!

[Allamahjay @allamahjay]

@arojinle1 Be like say na estate you grow up cos am surprised person dey this life and no Sabi patanmo

[Allamahjay @allamahjay]

@neo_officialll This Neo self😂🤣

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

My Hajia was complaining that her second phone’s screen got damaged and now she has to spend a lot of money to fix it; and fixing a Samsung screen is like buying another phone. I asked how much and she told me the amount.

In less than 10 seconds I sent the money to her and shared the receipt. Then she said: oh noo I was just ranting to you not that I wanted you to send me the money o.

Now I’ve asked her to return my money, she said the money don go be that. How? 😂

Make I sell some copies of her book and collect the money inside my account till my money is complete. Abi? Please come and buy books, it’s just 30k per copy. I need to recover my money. 😂

If you are in good mood to get some copies and share for kids whose parents might not be able to afford this book, please slide into my DM and place your orders. May God bless you.