Allana Potash

I’m just here chillin 🌞

[Allana Potash @allana_potash]

Me: so a goat walks into a bar.
Friend: ...what’s the punch line?
Me: no this actually happened

[Miley Cyrus @MileyCyrus]

THEY TOLD ME I SHOULD COVER IT SO I WENT THE OTHER WAY ☠️

[Allana Potash @allana_potash]

Thank you @macmiller for spending 6,424 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/qONCiXGRNl

[someone @remindersofmac]

A Thread of Mac Miller Tribute songs

[Allana Potash @allana_potash]

Google, Inc: Don't remove community captions from YouTube - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/4ddqaIn8Ni via @Change

[Allana Potash @allana_potash]

Mayor Jacob Frey: Justice for George Floyd - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/TMmEKEvr0j via @Change

[Allana Potash @allana_potash]

who the heck cuts grapes?

[Allana Potash @allana_potash]

I’ve cried many times over #GoodNews and #MacMiller omg omg omg

[Kira Kosarin @kirakosarin]

this tweet aged like fine wine #Impeached 🍑🍑🍑

[Allana Potash @allana_potash]

@_dan_wahl_ @_dan_wahl_

[Seth Moulton @sethmoulton]

Hey, @GOP thank you for mailing me the flag and a copy of the flag code.

Next time, show some respect and fold it properly.

[Tony Hawk @tonyhawk]

Woman on plane: “Are you Tony Hawk?”
me: yes
her: “my son knows all about you”
me: I’m honored
her: “do you sign autographs, or is that too 80’s?
me: it is a tradition that endures
her: “please sign this”
me: ok
her: “not sure what he’ll do with it”
me: I can’t imagine

[Allana Potash @allana_potash]

This shit is fucking wack!! Speak for those who can’t for themselves!! #animalrights David Trott: Help the Dogs & Cats of the Devilish and Horrific Yulin Festival - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/UeXlcatfyJ via @Change

[Allana Potash @allana_potash]

Swedish Officials: #JusticeForRocky Demand that Rocky Be Released from Swedish Officials - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/p0EhDXEPCv via @Change

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

This is my pet bee, Eric

[Allana Potash @allana_potash]

No one ever called me out for saying goat. It is clearly a lamb. I’m disappointed in you all.

[Allana Potash @allana_potash]

Me: so a goat walks into a bar.
Friend: ...what’s the punch line?
Me: no this actually happened

[Allana Potash @allana_potash]

I wish I could afford to see @ArianaGrande but I hope anyone that can see her has a great time :’)

[Allana Potash @allana_potash]

@Wendys got uncooked fry #straightup #icecold

[PK @ParisJackson]

i smoke weed on my story ONE time and all of a sudden i’m a junkie meth alcoholic party raver that’s also secretly married and pregnant and may or may not have a penis

[Allana Potash @allana_potash]

Hear me out. Margot Robbie is just gen z’s Uma Thurman.