G•O•O•D★V•I•B•E•S🇰🇪

Speak When It’s Time To Say CHECKMATE. MANCHESTER UNITED FAN.| DALLAS COWBOYS FAN.| GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS.| EXTROVERT.| I’M A VIRGO.| 🔞

[G•O•O•D★V•I•B•E•S🇰🇪 @allankigen]

If I eat your pussy from the back twerk a little bit so that I can breathe every now and then

[G•O•O•D★V•I•B•E•S🇰🇪 @allankigen]

One thing I picked up as an adult is honesty. I see No reason to lie to you because you cannot beat me.

[G•O•O•D★V•I•B•E•S🇰🇪 @allankigen]

Normalise telling people different stories about yourself so that when they gossip about you, they end up arguing.

[G•O•O•D★V•I•B•E•S🇰🇪 @allankigen]

Does anyone want to go on a BAECATION? We can break up when we get back.

[G•O•O•D★V•I•B•E•S🇰🇪 @allankigen]

If I Book us a hotel with a balcony, I'm gonna need you to understand the assignment. 😉

[G•O•O•D★V•I•B•E•S🇰🇪 @allankigen]

You disrespect yourself when you rekindle a r/ship or friendship that humiliated you.

[G•O•O•D★V•I•B•E•S🇰🇪 @allankigen]

I'm going through a lot lakini usinihurumie, it's my turn, siku yako itafika tu.

[G•O•O•D★V•I•B•E•S🇰🇪 @allankigen]

Friday is dangerous, you might step out to answer a call and not come back till Sunday evening.

[G•O•O•D★V•I•B•E•S🇰🇪 @allankigen]

Selling vagina tightening creams has to be the most profitable business because no one is coming out publicly to say it didn't work.

[G•O•O•D★V•I•B•E•S🇰🇪 @allankigen]

Hii mvua hungoja tu masaa slaves of the matrix wanaachiliwa.

[G•O•O•D★V•I•B•E•S🇰🇪 @allankigen]

If you see a black woman with braids, she about to go on vacation!

[G•O•O•D★V•I•B•E•S🇰🇪 @allankigen]

Saizi ukiwa na wamamaz watatu wa harrier, izo ni front grill tatu. 💰

[G•O•O•D★V•I•B•E•S🇰🇪 @allankigen]

An argument can be foreplay if you do it right.

[G•O•O•D★V•I•B•E•S🇰🇪 @allankigen]

Broke, Celibate, sober, A drop of Hantavirus and a portion of Ruto. If we don't die, we are immortal.

[G•O•O•D★V•I•B•E•S🇰🇪 @allankigen]

Everybody got that one person they got Hella chemistry with and attracted to but r/ship never gone work.

[G•O•O•D★V•I•B•E•S🇰🇪 @allankigen]

Living like you are single and expecting g him to provide like you're together is crazy.

[G•O•O•D★V•I•B•E•S🇰🇪 @allankigen]

Adding laughing emojis to the message so the low IQ person will not pick offense >>>>

[G•O•O•D★V•I•B•E•S🇰🇪 @allankigen]

The more conscious a man becomes the less capable he is of happiness.

[G•O•O•D★V•I•B•E•S🇰🇪 @allankigen]

Cheap Pricing Attract Problematic Clients 💯

[G•O•O•D★V•I•B•E•S🇰🇪 @allankigen]

Hey too kweli!? And the way Kibaki struggled with free Education.