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[Mu💙 @allanm2020]

@TheLastLeg @Anna_Soubry What benchmark was she using when she said the work of the coalition, was “brilliant”. And can I find it either down the back of the sofa or spread liberally in a field full of bulls?

[Mu💙 @allanm2020]

@RobertJenrick You can’t resign from a job you’ll never have. They really are cuckoo.

[Mu💙 @allanm2020]

@johnsweeneyroar Brains the size of walnuts 🙃

[The Overlap @WeAreTheOverlap]

"A big club will attempt to get rid of season tickets!" 😬

Could season tickets soon become a thing of the past in the Premier League? 🎟️

[Crewkerne Gazette @CrewkerneGaz]

Channel 4’s allegations over Reform UK foreign donations get the Father Ted treatment: Nigel Farage faces the Bishop, James Orr and Dan Jukes perform financial miracles, Zia Yusuf spills the tea, and Lee Anderson launches a 30p milk-float getaway. All above board.

{satire}

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

Bruce Lee wasn’t sold on the mirror sequence in Enter the Dragon (released today in 1973).
Once he signed off, they brought in 8,000 mirrors and created one of the greatest action scenes in film history.
“It was like there was a fourth dimension in there.”

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

I met Julia Hartley-Brewer when we were both 18. I don’t know how she got to where she is but the idea that revelling in a suicide on a microblogging platform as a career move was just not something that occurred in 1988. I feel so lucky to have come of age in that world not this one.

[Mu💙 @allanm2020]

@Bbmorg Like a bad smell!

[Mu💙 @allanm2020]

Game on the whole not bad, much better second half. Some really good positives (09, Ballard, Reinaldo). The queuing was a farce though for a gate of 16K. It really needs sorting before first home game.😳

[Paul Jacques @pauljacques83]

This club at times has such a L1' mentality.

[Mu💙 @allanm2020]

@JamesCopley_ You either accepted the request for this some time ago or declined in your phone settings. Of course your phone/SIM/location/IMEI is nearly always visible.

[Mu💙 @allanm2020]

@InterestingSTEM They can’t even reach the middle of the island. What a load of tosh, their results will be shit.

[Mu💙 @allanm2020]

@Reuters @peterjukes Shithouses. Absolute scum.

[Mu💙 @allanm2020]

@SkySports_Keith Unknown item in bagging area!

[Damian Low @DamianLow3]

Why would a party with 7 MPs need to spend £8.9 million on offices?

That’s more than £1 million per MP…

[Mu💙 @allanm2020]

@Phil__Smith About time, don’t overpay. That’s Sunderland of old.

[Mu💙 @allanm2020]

@Airaasayss 16 if you count the neck, arms, 6 in the front, 6 in the back and the arsehole holding it.

[Mu💙 @allanm2020]

@ayasesmovie Grok what movie is this?

[Mu💙 @allanm2020]

@supertanskiii 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Nermeen from Gaza 𓂆🇵🇸🍉 @Nermeenalswaisi]

I know nobody cares about us Except a few, I know we're just a post and it's going to end but I'm really tired, I'm saying we're tired.

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