Allan Moses

[Mike Nelson @mikenelson586]

We cannot allow the Bond Market to aquire a nuclear weapon

[Allan Moses @allanmoses]

@winstonwolfe_1 @Ol_TimeFootball Tyler Rose

[Allan Moses @allanmoses]

@brewinheat44900 @brianmctaggart negative cost. They are taking on a portion of his remaining salary. Unless you consider Colton Gordon a loss. I don't.

[Allan Moses @allanmoses]

@bSmithMagic @greg16676935420 I see what you did there

[Kelly McCarty @KellyLMcCarty]

@RepThomasMassie @ConservativaPol @club4growth @Heritage @freedomcaucus It’s not socialism when we do it. 🥴

[Karli Bonne’ 🇺🇸 @KarluskaP]

OK, taking a break from the Internet 🙀

[Allan Moses @allanmoses]

@davidslifka @CliffordAsness Not in the fucking least

[Allan Moses @allanmoses]

@Castantine @Jcantwell @TheFl0orIsLaVa You’ve obviously never driven or owned one. You can objectively say it’s ugly, but it’s an amazing piece of technology and engineering.Also Chevy has thrown in the towel on their electric truck initiative. Maybe it will be reborn at some point but for now, they’re done.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

Last quarter I rolled out Microsoft Copilot to 4,000 employees.

$30 per seat per month.

$1.4 million annually.

I called it "digital transformation."

The board loved that phrase.

They approved it in eleven minutes.

No one asked what it would actually do.

Including me.

I told everyone it would "10x productivity."

That's not a real number.

But it sounds like one.

HR asked how we'd measure the 10x.

I said we'd "leverage analytics dashboards."

They stopped asking.

Three months later I checked the usage reports.

47 people had opened it.

12 had used it more than once.

One of them was me.

I used it to summarize an email I could have read in 30 seconds.

It took 45 seconds.

Plus the time it took to fix the hallucinations.

But I called it a "pilot success."

Success means the pilot didn't visibly fail.

The CFO asked about ROI.

I showed him a graph.

The graph went up and to the right.

It measured "AI enablement."

I made that metric up.

He nodded approvingly.

We're "AI-enabled" now.

I don't know what that means.

But it's in our investor deck.

A senior developer asked why we didn't use Claude or ChatGPT.

I said we needed "enterprise-grade security."

He asked what that meant.

I said "compliance."

He asked which compliance.

I said "all of them."

He looked skeptical.

I scheduled him for a "career development conversation."

He stopped asking questions.

Microsoft sent a case study team.

They wanted to feature us as a success story.

I told them we "saved 40,000 hours."

I calculated that number by multiplying employees by a number I made up.

They didn't verify it.

They never do.

Now we're on Microsoft's website.

"Global enterprise achieves 40,000 hours of productivity gains with Copilot."

The CEO shared it on LinkedIn.

He got 3,000 likes.

He's never used Copilot.

None of the executives have.

We have an exemption.

"Strategic focus requires minimal digital distraction."

I wrote that policy.

The licenses renew next month.

I'm requesting an expansion.

5,000 more seats.

We haven't used the first 4,000.

But this time we'll "drive adoption."

Adoption means mandatory training.

Training means a 45-minute webinar no one watches.

But completion will be tracked.

Completion is a metric.

Metrics go in dashboards.

Dashboards go in board presentations.

Board presentations get me promoted.

I'll be SVP by Q3.

I still don't know what Copilot does.

But I know what it's for.

It's for showing we're "investing in AI."

Investment means spending.

Spending means commitment.

Commitment means we're serious about the future.

The future is whatever I say it is.

As long as the graph goes up and to the right.

[greg @greg16676935420]

@VP greg comments on Vice President Vance’s post about taking his son to the polls

[Karen from Arizona @Ladybugjumper]

@tedlieu How will Nov make a difference? It’s one big, failing uniparty

[Allan Moses @allanmoses]

@AstroFan16 @JeremyBranham Exactly this

[Allan Moses @allanmoses]

@LeftyTravis do we need a Lego Abreu video?

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

This is my favorite scene from The Bible.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

It may be time to put Grandpa up in a home.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Did I accidentally shove a fistful of LSD up my arse or did this really happen?

[Moody Tenure @MoodyTenure]

@ryangrim Poor guy's going through it. He's been edging for a month straight, then went flaccid with no payoff.

[Lawrence Householder @Ohio_Politico]

@truthseekr899 @ryangrim Dumb take. This isn’t a sourced post. It’s literally just informative. Also, Grim asks decision makers harder questions than I asked your mom last night. Source: Yo mama.

[Peter Hague @peterrhague]

How is a person supposed to tell if they are having a psychotic break or not these days?

Everyone else can see the big rabbit listening to Trump talk about bombing Iran, right?

[Allan Moses @allanmoses]

@DanielM42364158 @jaketapper