Allannah Doig

never look back

[Allannah Doig @allannah_doig]

ill just leave this here

[Allannah Doig @allannah_doig]

gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight, won't somebody help me take the shadows away? won't somebody guide me from the darkness until the break of the day?

[Allannah Doig @allannah_doig]

has anyone seen the episode of impractical jokers where they have to try to get a random person to house sit their apt? BECAUSE I AM SCREAMING

[Allannah Doig @allannah_doig]

@dayna_kathan can you just fucking be my friend you smart, witty, hilarious woman

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

that’s fucking it im having a fucking kid what the fuck what the fuck

[Allannah Doig @allannah_doig]

@TheRealKamie i need your skin care routine cause you are straight up GLOWING all the time 😍😍💕

[Allannah Doig @allannah_doig]

@TheRealKamie

[Allannah Doig @allannah_doig]

i’m sick of everyone saying “oh allannah you’re so cute and small” bitch i will fuck you up if i have to

[Ari @AriannaAsberry_]

Some people just gone be miserable for the rest of they life

[Allannah Doig @allannah_doig]

don’t judge others before you take a look at your own life

[Allannah Doig @allannah_doig]

can we talk about how @NevSchulman tried to intimidate a catfish while on crutches and how him and his wife and babies are the cutest?! just a stand up guy all around ❤️❤️💕

[Allannah Doig @allannah_doig]

jingle bells mother fuck twelve

[Allannah Doig @allannah_doig]

good girls go to heaven but bad girls go every week

[esosa. @godesosax]

the cat looks like the girl from hereditary

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

what if we kissed in the create your own button aisle of joann fabrics 😳

[Sam @tattyzaddy]

Punk shows at Denny’s 20/20 😂 my condolences go out to the manager, she had no idea what she was getting into

[Allannah Doig @allannah_doig]

when i blow up on tik tok don’t ask me for NOTHIN

[Hoodie Allen @HoodieAllen]

flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

me: not now dad

dad: not asking for a rapper to help, are they?

me: dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

dad: go see if “i got a fake id and a checklist” helps

[Nicky @nickturani]

So I’m pretty sure the screaming matches between my parents have been over what type of car they’re surprising me with :)

Just pick one and sleep in the same room again!

[DAVID DOBRIK @DavidDobrik]

Better luck next year boys