Allan Odaba

Tech-obsessed-ish | Digital Sales Pro | Cyber Security | Digital Marketing

[Allan Odaba @AllanOdaba]

@IanECox And would the alternative be?

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@Briankariu Mzee umeamua kuharibu market kabisa. You will be hearing from association of Pre-Inspection Officers. 😂

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@Kamtu_Ka_Chai He does have a range Rover?

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@MwangoCapital How valuable do you have to be as an employee to be poached from a leading Tier 1 bank with South African ownership

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@dklaston @EverythingCar_X Man. Like i dont get the point of the financial input to facelift a car.

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@AnneWaiguru @kamothowaiganjo Metadata shows the picture is from recent month so iko sawa.

[Allan Odaba @AllanOdaba]

There are police roadblocks and traffic jams on many main roads in Nairobi. The areas affected include Kangemi, Waiyaki Way, Thika Road, Ngong Road, Lang'ata Road, Nairobi CBD, Rongai, Limuru, and the Westlands/Kiambu route.

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@RamzZy_ I'm you you didn't intend this to be as funny as it has come

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@Briankariu At this point hii hata si Toyota

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@Kenyans Breaks tradition?

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@Briankariu @alexmwanzo @KRACare There has to be a reason. KRA is among the most advanced parastatals in terms of automation and processes. With such systems, it’s hard to believe they don’t have the capacity to build a simple information web app.

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

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@KiproMw @IanECox Bro, that's only $100 a year. What kind of service is that? Even the cheapest oil and filters alone can eat a good chunk of that.

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@StanleyMasinde_ The biggest challenge would be getting enough drivers and customers at the same time, because without both the app won’t work well, and on top of that, FRAUD like fake trips and fake accounts

[DCCVII @SaruniBM]

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[Allan Odaba @AllanOdaba]

Algorithm served the tea instantly

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

Umekuwa admitted 2023, and suddenly you think umekuwa na large enough breeches to call people swamp rats??

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@JayFreaKay I know kwanza the office will be loud AF from kesho morning. Them Arsenal fans are about to compensate for the 22 year loss with 22 years of celebration

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@Kalasinga_ These are the guys who say "I'm very broke right now" wakibaki na 3M kwa account

[Allan Odaba @AllanOdaba]

@shikumungai_ @osoroKE Actually they have stopped production completely Clearly haina market https://t.co/xHBouF6jeX