allan crook™

i watch films and I make films. that's about it. ex-DJCAD. thoughts and opinions are mine and you can’t have them. also, dreadful.

[Jay Bauman @JayBauman1]

I dare Blumhouse to use this quote as their Friedkin dedication at the start of the new movie

[Chris Hewitt @ChrisHewitt]

Is this 30 Rock's greatest gag?

[Ross County FC @RossCounty]

🎥Many thanks to Cathel Robertson who has shared this brilliant animated promo with us...

Cathel, is going on to do a postgraduate course in Serious Games & completed this as a summer project with local media company
@dpdigitalmedia1

Thank you Cathel & DP Digital Media

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

I do hope Mr Kane won't be too upset when he hears I've overtaken him with rotten tomatoes.

[allan crook™ @allanwith2ls]

Remember US friends, that if you see Tucker Carlson on the street, you should immediately drop your trousers, climb atop his head and take a massive dump.

[Justin Baragona @justinbaragona]

Tucker Carlson is now telling his audience to harass people who wear face masks outside.

If they see children wearing masks, Tucker says the response should be no different than when you see a kid being abused -- "call the police immediately, contact child protective services"

[Lance Henriksen @lancehenriksen]

Queen takes Bishop. #HappyAlienDay

[Anon Opin. @anon_opin]

England is utterly incapable of seeing itself as others see it. It's not a highly respected major nation ruling the oceans in glory, but an international joke, rapidly declining into self-inflicted farce, chaos and tragedy. Keep voting Tory, though. Keep doing it to yourselves.

[allan crook™ @allanwith2ls]

Jesus Christ.

[Jason S. Campbell @JasonSCampbell]

CNN's Rick Santorum: "We birthed a nation from nothing. I mean, there was nothing here. I mean, yes we have Native Americans but candidly there isn't much Native American culture in American culture"

[allan crook™ @allanwith2ls]

@JayBauman1

[allan crook™ @allanwith2ls]

@kenneth1crook @robbiereviews Spend 5 bucks on Disney plus subscription...still cheaper than going to the pictures. Not sure if it’ll get a big screen release where I live.

[allan crook™ @allanwith2ls]

@kenneth1crook @robbiereviews It is not. It’s the era of streaming innit.

[allan crook™ @allanwith2ls]

@kenneth1crook @robbiereviews It’s going to Disney plus later this week.

[maple cocaine @maplecocaine]

As a man, i love going to Home Depot to buy one slice of wood

[allan crook™ @allanwith2ls]

@kenneth1crook @jasemonkey @YouTube I’m gonna guess without even watching the video that it’s The Thing.

[Francis Lee @strawhousefilms]

Damn. Cover story blown. Tom Cruise is actually filming ‘God’s Own Country 2: A Lonely American comes to Yorkshire’.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Quote this with an image from a film you love unconditionally but nobody really talks about.

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

Seriously, read it again knowing what we know:

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

C’mon Edinburgh, third is no fucking use, time to up our cunting game, you too London.