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[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

We’re back at the vet today. I asked the doctor if I could donate any of my organs to extend her life a little longer and he laughed like I was joking.

[terwelu @nyombek]

Excuse me, sir. Do you have time to talk about our lord and savior, Godzilla???

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

I think Americans may trash their own country even more than Brits do, but it's a tough call...

Weird how being unpatriotic is supposed to be a sign of wokeness.

99% of the world would trade places with you in a heartbeat...

Keep whining though.

[KAE @kaexangel]

Saw this on Instagram today, and I can’t explain how much this hurts me to see. Please everyone watch this video and realize how real this is.

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

The person who invented ice cream sandwiches was probably very sad at one time, but then never ever sad ever again.

[jess allar @allar_jess]

@IncreasesFuture They stole it right from the garage 🥺

[jess allar @allar_jess]

To whoever stole this beautiful girl from my man - I swear to god I’m going to find you 👿

[Lysa TerKeurst @LysaTerKeurst]

No amount of outward success can give us inward acceptance.

We can only find that in the comfort of the One who will never reject us — Jesus. The One who sits with us and reminds us rejection from man doesn’t equal rejection from God.

[jess allar @allar_jess]

@morelikejenny Honestly, I have had a lot of luck with swimsuits from amazon!

[Kevin You @kevin_You_52]

No one:

Californians:
“Dude”
“The 215”
“No yeah”
“Yeah no”
“Dude it’s not far, it’s only like 45 minutes away”
“Bruh”
“Dude”
“The 91”
“Is that a fucking straw?”
“Coachella?”
“Wow this gas is only 3.86”
“Dude”
“Bruh 75 is freezing”

[Makayla Drazan @DrazanMakayla]

Only way we can get one of our triplets with reflux to calm down @ladygaga

[Mark Lisseman @marklisseman]

Is that diagram… accurate??

[sloane (sîpihkopiyesîs) 🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩 @cottoncandaddy]

hi mom can you come pick me up? someone at this starbucks just ordered a venti cup of milk with ice. I’m scared

[StanceGrounded @_SJPeace_]

“He was the best son a father could hope for. Every dad thinks their son is the best, but he really was the perfect son. He was just the most agreeable, friendly, insightful & articulate 11 year old."

Kieran A. Shafritz. Killed in the Sri Lankan terrorist attack. 💔

[Pope Francis – ARCHIVE @Pontifex266Arch]

Today, too, let us join in prayer with the Christian community of Sri Lanka, which was struck by terrible violence on Easter Sunday. We entrust to the risen Lord the victims, the wounded and all the suffering. #PrayForSriLanka

[everlark's daughter @ohmytargaryen]

So basically Game of Thrones is a Shrek live action

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

As countless people attend Easter service today, our prayers are with the people of Sri Lanka who lost loved ones in these horrible attacks. No person, of any faith, should be fearful in their house of worship.

[Stace the ace! @stacie_sides]

Bartender: 5 MINUTES!
me: thank you 5!
#fml

[Kevin @kevslash6]

All new citizens of Minnesota should be legally required to view these two images so they know what they are getting themselves into.