Bammer Thoughts

This is not a parody account. These are the aggregate thoughts of every Bama fan in existence. No joke.

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@TaylorEzell you have no idea what you're talking about.

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My sources are Joe Schad and Drunk Aubie. Totally reliable.

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Will Muschamp has agreed to. 2-year, 10.4 million dollar contract extension with Auburn, sources say.

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And I'm not even talking about football at this point, Bammers are just genuinely, awful people.

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The thing that gets me about Bammers is that they don't understand why people don't like them.

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@myers_ryan something tells me that your "two amazing children" will turn out to be terrible people. Tree----Apple. 😂😂

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#VoiceSaveMark

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#SaveMark

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The best part of the whole "Mizzou is family" thing is that, using that model, they just kicked their grandfather out of the family.

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Neither team wants this ball in #TAMUvsMISS game. 3 turnovers in 3 plays.

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Does anyone else feel like Kirk Herbstreit and Lee Corso's relationship is like a grandson humoring his mentally failing grandfather?

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"Hi! I'm Ole Miss against Bama, and I have DirecTV."

"And I'm Ole Miss every other game ever, and I have cable."

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@AuburnTxTiger I'm mostly trolling. Being intentionally inflammatory. No worries.

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Everyone in the SEC that has to play Ole Miss is taking notes like "lol no worries."

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Keep in mind, this is what makes CFB the best sport in the world. ANY TEAM can beat ANY TEAM on ANY given week. Don't sleepwalk.

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FL ranked high cause W over Miss, Miss ranked high cause win over Bama, Bama ranked high because of Hype. Preseason rankings are dumb.

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"Ole Miss is obviously the best team in the nation cause they beat Bama."

Rebels get stomped by mediocre FLA and Memphis struggle bus.

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THIS is the Ole Miss team that everyone is used to seeing. Guess Hugh Freeze is already thinking about his next job at USC

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After today, Bama and Auburn will have the same SEC record.

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Now less than half an hour till kickoff. The stadium is still less than half full.