colonial beeches

we diddle

[colonial beeches @allbeeches]

Our realtor may have kept over half of our safety deposit but they replaced all the carpet except the one tucker peed on so we win

[colonial beeches @allbeeches]

When the Bruno's owner tells dre she is here more than him >>>

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"Sometimes I wish I was a mute"

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"I just wanna know what it's like to live like a bad bitch"

[Devon @devonbsting]

"i mean, i understand how people fall in love with their captors" - member of @allbeeches

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#AskingForAFriend

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We learned the hard way today that we are 0% prepared to handle a fire

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Tuesdays

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"You deserved to be fucked"

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"You know what would be a good remix yo the song its a good day to be a ganster? It's a good day to be a hamster" -bain

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Weird lady walks by: bain is convinced she is a time traveler

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"Doin coke and gettin poked"

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Mildo and tuck are fighting about what brand of blood Mary mix Jennifer Anniston buys Riveting stuff everyone come over

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"Jesus would not have a dick"

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We bought 10 pounds of tater tots

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SURPRISEEE visitor 💜💜💜

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Bain being a manatee

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This girl broke her jaw last night bc she ate a frozen tater tot

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Andrea got catfished by this kid

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PMP: post meal polio