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We don't like change and we're going to bring you a bunch of crappy comics written by conservatives that bring nothing new to the table, so join the revolution!

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New from All Caps Comix! Get them seeds and drop me more superchats, ol' Uncle E needs money for a nose job and hair plugs next. It's not as pathetic as it looks, Auntie Andrea says I look great!!

Heil, "Con'em Great", you're never getting that next Cyberfraud book! 🐸 🌈 👌 🚽

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@MercyWits The only chat I respond to is the "Super" kind! 🐸 🌈 👌 🚽

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And make sure you don't miss the part where right after sharing the news about Chadwick's death, the camera is switched back to your Ol' Uncle E to show a deliberate change of your host into gangsta rapper clothing.

SO tasteful, everything you've come to expect from CG! 🐸 🌈 🚽

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You guys hear the last stream? Ya boi Ol' Uncle E finds out about Chadwick Boseman's death live on air, doesn't even recognize his name, then uses that news to make crude jokes about Marvel dying & how awful Brie Larson is.

It's CLASSIC "Con'em Great" material. Heil me! 🌈 🐸 🚽

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@pvponline Not at all, soyboy! I took credit for destroying mainstream comics & suckered followers into giving me crazy money during a pandemic. Now I wait for the same idiots to make sure Emperor Donald wins a 2nd term so I keep justifying my misogyny & bigotry. Heil Con'em Great! 🐸 🌈 🍆

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Thx to super chats I bought @JimLee's BINC sketch, then tried to force him to draw my frog. He said no. 😢

I'm bribing him with $20K to do it. Ol' Uncle E once told a suicidal guy to kill themselves, then "apologized" by donating $100 to suicide prevention.

Priorities! 🌈 🐸 🚽

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In my latest video I burn up a female action figure, because powerful women infuriate me. So I drew upon my inspirational heroes of history and had a good old-fashioned burning. HEIL CON'EM-GREAT!

Mike would be proud. Cash yo stimulus check and send Uncle E super chats! 🌈 🐸 🚽

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Just extended my already overblown campaign since some folks will be getting much-needed stimulus checks. Don't spend that money on food and family, give it to Uncle E! Con'em-Great needs more superchats!!

You fools can't beat me, I'm a social virus! 🌈 🐸 🚽

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SO. MUCH. WINNING!

Con'em-Great has so many new campaigns for you to throw all that spare crisis cash at, give it to us instead of feeding family!! When we tell you printers are all Covid-closed, just raise a glass of #WarChampagne!

Always remember, we overcharged you. 🌈 🐸 🚽

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@KandMComics My ribbitcoins come with the tangy zip of miracle whip! Plus 24% less silver than originally advertised! 🌈 🐸 🚽

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Times are tough and people everywhere are out of a job, so what better time to push my newest campaign! Give ol' Uncle E your survival money!! 🌈 🐸 🚽

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@Sparr_Partner33 @TommyARomero @EthanVanSciver Aw come on now, don't go away without at least leaving a super chat! 🌈 🐸 🚽

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@DexDlr @TommyARomero @EthanVanSciver Aw sorry, but thanks for the sweet cash! 🐸

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@AlbertoToken @Dee__El @EVComedy @renfamous Probably still too much hair but who cares cause WINNING!

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Doug Tenapel had us pray together on tonight's livestream. Guessing he prayed gays would go away. Know what I prayed for? More super chats! Uncle E needs moolah!! Gojiriafy is bleeding his bank account, 234 super chats in just a few days. Hope he's applied for extra credit cards.

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Did ya hear I was asked to speak to Republican LGBTQ folks? It's hilarious! Maybe I should do the lispy soy voice when I address them. I wonder if they know I'm best buddies with Doug Tenapel and Mike S. Miller, who want gays destroyed and sent to conversion camps. Oh, the irony!

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Mike S. Miller did a horrible thing.
Mike S. Miller is family & we love him.
Mike S. Miller should be ashamed of his actions.
Mike S. Miller is a master troll & we're laughing with him.

See how confusing I made it? Hahahahaha, your ol' Uncle is a fucking enigma! Now give me $$$!

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See our latest strategy? We found a WOC, I even called her a "woman of color" on a livestream. Now libs can't say we hate diversity because we have an ethnic female now. She has a B&W book about teddy bears or something. Not to worry, we still hate diversity & inclusion. Heil CG!

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@AvatarJohn @EthanVanSciver Of course! Once I finish the book I promised in November in the next 2 years, we'll be halfway there! Just need more of that sweet super chat money to distract me, so open those wallets further and further. Seriously, it's about $$$, to hell with quality!