It's All Coaster Now

Roasting flag badge warriors and theme park tycoons who think they can run a park but can't manage hygiene. Let's ride life with laughs and soap! Don’t Follow!

[It's All Coaster Now @allcoasternow]

New leader board is live. Don’t forget if you block me to let me know so I can keep it up to date!

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@Lord_Sugar @ITVX @ITV Funny you should mention sneaky charges. My Amstrad phone used to ignore my settings and dial a premium-rate number overnight to download emails. That wasn’t exactly transparent either. 😏

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@LibbyTard17 I'm just checking with a name like LinnyTard that you are parody, right?

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@ZolaInRecovery Be angry at the people that steal the money given for hunger rather Han somone who doesn't contribute to it. Prioritise

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@biltontowers Could be time for some new glasses mate. There's a free seat just here

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@WrestleClips Wrestling fans not understanding when someone is in character. 🤦‍♂️

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@rickygervais 😂 brilliant

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@Billy5994679719 @VeitchAeternis @SarahAllisonFl Veitchy living rent-free in your head while you’re out here auditioning for the role of Manchester’s crackhead PR manager.

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@basilthegreat @burnleycouncil appears to be a breach of the code of conduct to me

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@Keir_Starmer Nice colours of @reformparty_uk used on the podium there

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@JonathanPieNews Sounds like something a closet racist would say.

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@mwfowlie @OliLondonTV Got data for that?

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@catherinerusse2 @davidhoughone @lambeth_council @SteveReedMP @LambethMPS There’s plenty you can do! Local
Scrap men would be a good start.

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@jonelkon Excellent

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@jonelkon Try writing something original and splodge yourself silly over on Blusky.

Nighty night.

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@jonelkon You have no idea who I am, Jon. The assumption speaks volumes about your character.

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@jonelkon Dumbest comment of the day. When your PM is an actual facist! 😂

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Hi I’m from some YouTube called your experience guido and I whinge about EVERYTHING (unless I get free tickets)

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Might’ve blocked the toilet at Alton Towers yesterday… Next thing I know, the whole park’s got a sewage leak and the new ride is called Toxicator. Talk about immersive theming. My bad.

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@wickerluce No but I believe someone named their kid Lynx Africa out of respect for a product they will never use.

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Hmm when the train smells like unwashed theme park enthusiasts 😂