regally letarded

i’ll try anything twice

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

I’m sorry son that you haven’t been born yet because your bitch mom has me blocked on instagram

[regally letarded @allcornodog]

i bet Ted Kaczynski woulda compromised with an e-mail bomb had he waited a little longer for the technology to be developed

[regally letarded @allcornodog]

and by "being inappropriate" i mean saying retard

[regally letarded @allcornodog]

been sayin "my voice my choice" anytime a woman scolds me for being inappropriate & it's incredibly empowering

[LeBron James @KingJames]

Racism is the only thing he's Fantastic 4(fantastic for), cause that's how he gets his rock off, he's orange. Sheesh @Eminem!! 🔥🔥✊🏾🔥🔥#United

[birdbath @birdbath]

Always keep cash and a blade or blunt object on you. I was walking home one night and a guy on a bmx bike asked if I wanted to buy it. He requested a mere $10. I knew he stole it, but I had spraypaint at my house so I took him up on the deal. Then he inquired where he could get crack. It was 3 am but I knew just the place, so I directed him there whilst doing bunny hops and riding lazily on the back pegs. Then the crack dealer asked me about the bike and offered me $20 for it. Never accept the first offer. I told him i had it for years and was really sentimental about it, the guy who sold it to me earlier didn't utter a word because I already flashed the boxcutter I keep in my crewsocks when I went to grab the $10 earlier for him. We eventually settled on a trade of 3 grams of meth for it. I tell you this because I want you to remember that the whole world doesn't exist behind a screen, but rather with people who actually who go outside with an open mind. You always have to be ready to kill people though

[Badass Jacob @1RealCrazyMofo]

Wit sum squeazy Mayo n A lil chup…Ha…Fucken badass Meal tho…

[regally letarded @allcornodog]

@_vandul rest in power Oliver Tree

What Would Oliver Tree Do?

Live like Oliver

Fly High Oliver Tree 🕊️

[vandul @_vandul]

You just created 100 Oliver Trees.

Always test your coke.

To Oliver Tree: rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I will see you in Valhalla.

Dave Chappelle (getting serious 50min into his special): Oliver Tree was my friend and he died. He fucking DIED.

I didn’t even know he was sick.

[Badass Jacob @1RealCrazyMofo]

Listenen 2 Sum Ollie Tree…Not very Good…Ha…But rest in piece Duder….Dat shit sux…Life 2 short 2 be a Queer…Take fucken Karate n B a Beast…Then U can jus Fite gravety…Ha jus kiddn

[Badass Jacob @1RealCrazyMofo]

Wat do i Even say…Lol…Fucken A…Lol…They come 2 kill da ROOSTA YEAAAA

[regally letarded @allcornodog]

ever since my australian shepherd got on a generic brand GLP-1 he's been barking backwards

[J ˙ ͜ʟ˙ ♫ @userpreferences]

Adderall, Benzodiazepines, Creatine, Doordash, Edging, Fanduel, Gooning, Hypergamy, Icebaths, Jelqing, Kratom, Looksmaxxing, Molly, Nicotine, Onlyfans, Polymarket, Quaaludes , Reels, Sissyhypno, TRT, Unemployment, Valorant, Wendy’s, Xanax, YouTube, Zyn

[The Internet Fish @TheInternetFish]

stumbled upon a gem

[Goblin @TheGoblinnn]

Currently fighting the most brutal food poisoning I’ve had since the 2020 IHOP incident. I ate at a steakhouse in the same casino Offset got shot at. Big mistake. Feel like I got shot too.

[megalomaniac @urauntiesnudes]

call it necrophilia the way I crack a cold one

[Deer in Places they Shouldn't Be @deershouldnt]

My stupid chud son (Who i hate) keeps on trying to turn off the lights so I had to noodle him

[Dogfucker @rotnbrain]

headphones died at work today so no music just thoughts of harming others