Always keep cash and a blade or blunt object on you. I was walking home one night and a guy on a bmx bike asked if I wanted to buy it. He requested a mere $10. I knew he stole it, but I had spraypaint at my house so I took him up on the deal. Then he inquired where he could get crack. It was 3 am but I knew just the place, so I directed him there whilst doing bunny hops and riding lazily on the back pegs. Then the crack dealer asked me about the bike and offered me $20 for it. Never accept the first offer. I told him i had it for years and was really sentimental about it, the guy who sold it to me earlier didn't utter a word because I already flashed the boxcutter I keep in my crewsocks when I went to grab the $10 earlier for him. We eventually settled on a trade of 3 grams of meth for it. I tell you this because I want you to remember that the whole world doesn't exist behind a screen, but rather with people who actually who go outside with an open mind. You always have to be ready to kill people though
You just created 100 Oliver Trees.
Always test your coke.
To Oliver Tree: rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I will see you in Valhalla.
Dave Chappelle (getting serious 50min into his special): Oliver Tree was my friend and he died. He fucking DIED.
I didn’t even know he was sick.
Listenen 2 Sum Ollie Tree…Not very Good…Ha…But rest in piece Duder….Dat shit sux…Life 2 short 2 be a Queer…Take fucken Karate n B a Beast…Then U can jus Fite gravety…Ha jus kiddn
Currently fighting the most brutal food poisoning I’ve had since the 2020 IHOP incident. I ate at a steakhouse in the same casino Offset got shot at. Big mistake. Feel like I got shot too.