All Day Comedy Act

a collage zine that turns an existing work into a meditation of shelf stable foods

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Quail Prices is available for listening and purchase.

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Official music video for Horseshoes And Hand Grenades

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Official music video for In A Wide Space

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Chump Change is available for listening and purchase.

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https://t.co/VRe6nrVIOV Rest in patience and in power, king. Happy Hendersonmas to all, and to all a good stealing!

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My heart flutters when an anecdote starts that way

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Creation Of First Sassy-Talking Dolphin Sparks Concerns

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The garage door almost fell on me earlier when it inexplicably lost pieces of its tracking system while closing

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You: The owls scare off the rats

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Owls way bigger in person

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About 8 minutes from 95th St., the lane lines got wild and erratic, as if painted by children

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I'm not sure how "She (fig. Julia Stiles) used to star in movies now she lives in Gary" isn't not that, but

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I was trying to make him dumb, but he knows what a fuckin shape is

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Anyway, this is why I yell at people who put knives in the sink

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You: One of your respective children should dress up as Santa Claus for Halloween

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I didn't INVENT making sure my circular saw was in working order at 6am on Saturday, I just KNEW that 6am on Saturday is when you made sure your circular saw was working if you needed it

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How many times can I ruin my own life

Or is that infinite

I can guarantee that’s not quantum

Because I’ve never been given a choice between ruining my life and not ruining my life at the same moment

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What I'm saying is that while your cousins may inherit a beautiful house they can share with their children and grandchildren and experience great joy and fulfillment, you're getting a goddam hassle that you just wish would die

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So I had to make the choice of Stella, Corona or Pepsi

And I went with Corona

Point being, next time Jesus rises from the dead, maybe he can bring some fuckin beer