Hamson Dan

Hanged like a horse. listen to my podcasts || He/Him

[Hamson Dan @Alldogsaredead]

We cant all be himbos, some of us gotta be loathsome morons.

[Hamson Dan @Alldogsaredead]

@StopTweetingMia Heyyyyy!

[Hamson Dan @Alldogsaredead]

Imagine I just started tweeting again.

[Hamson Dan @Alldogsaredead]

@DailyDael Dael I'm so fucking scared right now. Why does he look like that? The army isn't enough.

[Hamson Dan @Alldogsaredead]

Say what you will about Anakin Skywalker and the things he did he was right about sand.

[Hamson Dan @Alldogsaredead]

Man this brings back some wild memories. Good times.

[Nrken19 @nrken19]

Virtual reconstruction of the Neolithic settlement of Çatalhöyük dated to circa 7000 BC.

[Hamson Dan @Alldogsaredead]

@exorcist3fan When I'm up in April we can figure out some exchange or something. I can lend you something from my extensive catalogue of true survival books or this book about the Elvis Lives conspiracy that I picked up today at an op shop for 12 bucks.

[Hamson Dan @Alldogsaredead]

@exorcist3fan to another text but doesnt do anything with them. Moby Dick was all over the Fisherman, and like, I get it, but also it just didnt feel like it meant anything. Maybe I should read it again.

I'm not a huge slasher guy but I'd still like to give the Indian Lake trilogy a shot.

[Hamson Dan @Alldogsaredead]

Yeah man I'm good, I'm good. Actually just came back from my trip to Jupiter... yeah to get more stupider exactly.

[your friend fingus @bing_fingus_]

Taking an everything shower which is when I take a shower and think about everything that went wrong in my life

[Hamson Dan @Alldogsaredead]

Me at prom as my tomboy best friend appears at the top of the steps wearing a dress and with her hair down for the first time ever: I reckon goofy has a human penis as opposed to a dogs penis.

[PlumbingTheScreen @PTDSCaps]

"WHEN?! When have I seen a video of a mole?!"

[Hamson Dan @Alldogsaredead]

N33d someone to do this to my peener

[Spooky Brian Graham 🦬🎃 @iroasmas]

this video goes so hard. the fluidity and speed of motion. my brain was doubting my eyes at first

[Hamson Dan @Alldogsaredead]

I was at a wedding recently and man i had that shit on. Featuring my brother and his new wife's very good dog.

[Hamson Dan @Alldogsaredead]

@exorcist3fan Oh yeah the movie is extremely different from the book. Startlingly different. I kind of want to rewatch it so I can be like huh why'd they make this.

[Hamson Dan @Alldogsaredead]

"On April 22, 1897, an oblong machine with wings and lights "which appeared much brighter than regular lights" dropped out of the sky and landed on the farm near rockland texas"