Turnpike Ike

[Turnpike Ike @allen23___]

@RGIII Very brave statement, Bob.

Thank you for your always being so interesting and insightful.

[Evan Turner @thekidet]

Shams is really 5’4 talkin hoops

[Turnpike Ike @allen23___]

@GemMe93 @Teslimatttt I actually yelled out “LETS GO” when she got got just because I didn’t wanna see her on my screen any longer

[Turnpike Ike @allen23___]

@darrenrovell @JDGoldboys Thanks for aggregating the very viral tweet from last night, Darren. I didn’t understand it until your explanation.

[Monday Q Info @acaseofthegolf1]

I’ll never understand this.

What the fuck are these people going to do now? What are they looking at? What do they think they will see?

One adult wiped out running to another adults golf ball. Truly one of sports mysteries

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

@shanebacon The Veteran in a New Field, by Winslow Homer, 1865 (flipped)

[Turnpike Ike @allen23___]

@darrenrovell @BetMGM @DKSports LOSER

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

LeBron James & the 2016 Cavs reunite with Iman Shumpert and Matthew Dellavedova. 🔥🔥🔥

(h/t @2Cool2Blog)

[Gabby Herzig @GabbyHerzig]

Just talked to a volunteer, Tristan Chang, who witnessed Joaquin Niemann’s club throw that cost him a two-shot penalty:

-After hitting two balls OB, Niemann tried to get free relief from fire ants (to no avail) from where his third drive ended up in the fescue
-Got visibly angry and kicked the white flag that another volunteer used to mark his ball
-Continued to kick around the sand
-Proceeded to chuck his iron from the fescue area approximately 50 yards to the very edge of the course on the right
-Almost did not walk back for the club until a police officer delivered it to him

“Pretty impressive throw,” Chang said.

[Rojo McDumpsack @sackchiller]

Rory McIlroy brutally visormogged by American Patriot Cashmere Keith

[Monday Q Info @acaseofthegolf1]

This might be one of the craziest golf nerd situations I’ve ever run across. (Stick with me on this)

So Jimmy Stanger is on a medical exemption. Today he needed a par on 18 to earn enough points. He made bogey after hitting it in the water with his second shot.

He is now 22 points short of fulfilling his medical.

And he only has one start left in his medical to get those points. And this where it gets wild.

Two weeks ago in Dallas, Stanger qualified for the U.S. Open. It will be the first Major of his career. And if that’s not enough pressure.

It will count as his last medical start. I confirmed that any start, no matter how the player got in the field, counts as a medical start.

He will need a solo 40th to earn enough points. Absolutely insane situation.

I wonder if he will consider at all WD’ing and go to John Deere where he would need a solo 34th.

Very interesting golf nerd storyline for next week.

[Ryan Phillips @RumorsandRants]

One of the craziest sports statistics I've ever seen:

The Spurs led for 72% of the NBA Finals. They lost in five games.

[Roberto Haz @tudimebeto]

Los aficionados de Corea del Sur no podían entrar con el tequila rumbo al estadio, así que se la empezaron a tomar entre todos y después invitaron a los mexicanos a beber también JAJAJAJAJA.

Es el mejor Mundial de la historia.

[Turnpike Ike @allen23___]

#ShumpTape

[Jeff Johnson @JeffJSays]

This night so crazy even @imanshumpert had to feel the energy of 7th Ave 😂

[Sean Zak @Sean_Zak]

Six holes in with the custom LeBrons, Nelly Korda (one over) switches back to her normal Nikes.

[Mike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr]

This was a real “iron sharpens iron” rep. everyone got better together.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

WTF timeline are we on. Someone called me the MAGA whisperer and I’ll gladly take the title. Left, right, D or R we all want the same things. We’re being divided on purpose by the Epstein Elite Oligarch class because as long as we’re at each other’s throats, they get fat and rich off of our misery. The second we figure out we agree on more than we disagree, they’re done. Love your neighbor. Be yourself. Radical honesty. No fucks given, no fucks taken. Everything else is just noise. (But still fuck Jake “Brick Tamland” Tapper on any time line)

[Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith]

The Stephen A. Smith Show on 710 ESPN LA comes on 9-11 pm Tonight. We will NOT discuss Kobe Bryant. We will, however, discuss the homosexual

[Xbox Nostalgia @Xbox_Nostalgia]

Tiger Woods PGA Tour 06 (2005 Video Game)