Aaron Allen

No way kimosabe

[Aaron Allen @allena2019]

Funny how as children men are taught not to hit women yet in today's world people are allowing men to fight women.

[Aaron Allen @allena2019]

Violence should never be your last resort. It should be your first choice.

[Aaron Allen @allena2019]

I feel like at some point we have to set a limit on how short a man's shorts can be cuz this is getting out of hand.

[Aaron Allen @allena2019]

No more candy corn slander.

[Aaron Allen @allena2019]

@zachlanebryan Parking lot beers went down good after

[Aaron Allen @allena2019]

@CharlesWesleyG @zachlanebryan Amazing Concert

[Aaron Allen @allena2019]

My ID says I'm 21 but my back and knees swear I'm 106

[Aaron Allen @allena2019]

If you're listening to Free Bird the speed limit should not apply

[Aaron Allen @allena2019]

Teachers will say wikipedia isn't a valid source then put on Saving Private Ryan to teach about WW2

[Aaron Allen @allena2019]

Saying you're on tinder to "make friends" is like saying you're doing tequila shots to be hydrated.

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[Aaron Allen @allena2019]

Is the microchip in the first or second covid shot?

[Aaron Allen @allena2019]

Hello we’ve been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty.

[Aaron Allen @allena2019]

@jockowillink for president

[Aaron Allen @allena2019]

The Shrek movies are some of the few movies where the sequels don’t get worse as they go.

[Aaron Allen @allena2019]

The older I get the less I understand why prom is such a big deal.

[Aaron Allen @allena2019]

@bertkreischer whores bath FTW this morning

[Aaron Allen @allena2019]

Music peaked when LMFAO was still together

[Aaron Allen @allena2019]

I own like 3 nice shirts... the rest are cutoffs