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i hope this email kills us both | web designer and business consultant | stop wasting $$ posting your B2B service biz on instagram please

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trying to find a team Edward shirt to wear to the Batman movie

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whenever I meet a guy and he’s wearing an expensive watch I wait very patiently for my lack of timepiece to come up in conversation and then immediately ask him his record dive

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this is my summer body (why sweat in the gym when it’s 83 degrees at 10 am), this is my summer skin (there is no reason for foundation when it’s 83 degrees at 10 am) and this is my summer productivity level (all this heat makes me happy, sleepy, and slow)

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Shannon seeing her own dating profile from her peripheral vision:

“Ooh she’s cute who’s that?!?”

“Just kidding, I’m too femme for me.”

@Shannon24Young

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Aht aht I don’t need to see mr ace on the TL in this the summer of 2026.

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When Sorry to Bother You came out I took like three different white men to see it on three separate occasions so now I gotta run that back for I Love Boosters we’ve got 1/3

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it’s easy to give yourself the ick when it’s necessary just imagine him as a lizard

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why do you people think boyfriend and future husband are the same term/role

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did not finish?? Am I dead?

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I haven’t watched an episode of Bridgerton since 2024 and I have not baked a cake since 2021 and I’m still getting ads for Bridgerton branded McCormick Finishing Sugar and you think your small business should be buying ads on social media ?

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A bbm pin would save me

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I don’t have my notifications on for any social media apps BECAUSE of the way they HOUND YOU to turn them on! they’re so mad whole time they’re just triggering my demand avoidance 😂💋

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5 seconds into the trailer I knew this movie was gonna fix me

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘THE SHEEP DETECTIVES’ debuts at 92% on Rotten Tomatoes.

In theaters May 8.

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this seems like a really good time to rewatch the tudors for some reason

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shipped: my new ps5! cancelled: Yoga class. ordered: my saja boys breakfast meal

what a time to be alive

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@rightsaidjess and I are lowkey overdue for one of these

[divya venn @divya_venn]

I have a certain archetype of friend where we talk for over 8 hours at a time with intense undiminished mutual enjoyment and today i cracked the formula, both must be;
1) chaotic enough that nothing one says can alarm the other
2) yappers
3) gossips
3) curious about many things

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My favorite tv actresses are Melanie Lynskey and Merritt Wever they
portray my favorite genre of white women (earnest, quirky, kind, sweet) so well

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also on peacock lmao

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This “ex peninsula” bit on Reggie dinkins is actually SO funny that you might not even notice it’s just embedded advertising for love island usa

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Just forwarded an EMAIL about an event I want to go to two of my friends EMAIL ADDRESSES! the group chat is hereby cancelled

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

ohhhh so the crew of the artemis II can take candids of each other while piloting a spaceship but my friends can’t take them of me when we’re hanging out