Allen Brindle

I do Web things, dad things and Everton things. Amongst other things.

[Allen Brindle @allenbrindle]

More racists invited back on here, I see. I should’ve done this before, but that’s me done with this platform.

I shall be here:

https://t.co/ZvNfMMAWmb

https://t.co/To8y4yjA9E

Farewell, Twitter. It was fun. For a while.

👋

[Allen Brindle @allenbrindle]

@grandoldteam If it’s a choice between a point now and playing the second half and see what happens, I’ll go the latter. West Ham haven’t looked like scoring, I’ll take the gamble that continues.

[Allen Brindle @allenbrindle]

@BenjaminSinca It’s absurdly difficult to get right, given how basic the syntax is!

[Allen Brindle @allenbrindle]

It's impossible for any human being to write more than 2 entities worth of JSON without making a mistake. Missing a comma or a quote, using a { instead of a [. Every single time!

[Allen Brindle @allenbrindle]

@cookiesworld FFS

[Allen Brindle @allenbrindle]

@cookiesworld I find myself particularly editing JSON in Sequel Ace pop-up windows, which validate when you click 'OK'. Not sure I've ever seen those windows quietly go away without complaint.

[Allen Brindle @allenbrindle]

@RoryStewartUK Grant Shapps (Partridge’s “joint best friend,”) and Esther McVey (host of a barbecue) get a few mentions in Big Beacon. Sadly (or perhaps not so sadly) no mention of Rory Stewart that I recall!

[Allen Brindle @allenbrindle]

@giffgaff @bbuk Too much of this guff I’m afraid, reluctantly unfollowing a decent mobile network after it got a bit too into Big Brother for some reason or other that presumably made sense to someone in marketing.

[Allen Brindle @allenbrindle]

@ToffeeWeb I don’t know which to believe or even which to hope for.

[Allen Brindle @allenbrindle]

@faisalislam "Wait for the election and see what Labour think."

[Carob Mill @carobmill]

Workers on the Millennium Bridge, by reducing the headroom of the bridge while they work, have triggered an ancient by-law of London requiring that a bale of straw be hung underneath to warn river traffic:

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

We must not lose sight of the fact that the overwhelming majority of Palestinians had nothing to do with Hamas’s appalling attacks, and are suffering as a result of them.

[Pepper Mills🖤💛 @PepperMills3]

Sweet Blues, it is the Women’s Merseyside Derby tomorrow. Here is my anthem for it. How lucky you are to have me. How lucky we are to have them. I can’t wait to serenade me girlies tomoz with this🫶🏼 another choon to be released later this week thanks.

[Allen Brindle @allenbrindle]

@trussliz @lewis_goodall @tedcruz @heidiscruz Jesus Christ. Of course she seeks him out.

[Allen Brindle @allenbrindle]

@Matt_YHR @AsimC86 That this is a dreadful conflict where everybody loses.

[Allen Brindle @allenbrindle]

@mrjamesob Don’t worry, Elon’s top priority is getting rid of bots…

… Any day now…

[Allen Brindle @allenbrindle]

Flashback for October 8, 2023

28 points
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Play here:
https://t.co/Hj2yT2ZdPT

[Allen Brindle @allenbrindle]

Yes, Labour. More of this, please.

[Pippa Crerar @PippaCrerar]

EXCL: Labour would create Covid corruption commissioner to help recoup billions of pounds of taxpayers’ money lost to waste, fraud and flawed contracts during pandemic @RachelReevesMP to announce 👇🏼

https://t.co/7xMXKgMQWW

[Allen Brindle @allenbrindle]

@lewis_goodall Nothing about what’s visible here thanks to the new Twitter link style makes me want to click. Hideous image of a hideous man, with a hideous URL in the bottom corner.