Pat Allen’s Head Scar

Head Scar of OHA Director Pat Allen, afraid of stairs, #whisky #maskupkids #oregondemocratsROCK 💉 parody

[Pat Allen’s Head Scar @allenheadscar]

@pacific101 @KATUNews You need help and a restraining order

[Pat Allen’s Head Scar @allenheadscar]

@pacific101 @whileursilent You’re disgusting. Get help or go work for Colt Gill

[Pat Allen’s Head Scar @allenheadscar]

@KOINNews I will be drunk at the bottom of my stairs regardless

[Pat Allen’s Head Scar @allenheadscar]

@KOINNews Drazen can’t win! I’ll be out of my favorite job ever! Where else are they going to let me ruin children’s lives and drink whiskey at the same time?

[Pat Allen’s Head Scar @allenheadscar]

@JoforOregon @whileursilent Wait what?

[Pat Allen’s Head Scar @allenheadscar]

@OHAOregon Those Covid numbers are dropping faster than me down a flight of stairs after a few whiskey sours!

[Pat Allen’s Head Scar @allenheadscar]

@OHAOregon “Voluntary” 😀😀😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💀

[Pat Allen’s Head Scar @allenheadscar]

@Oregonian I don’t understand. Permanent masking was hugely popular in Oregon right? That’s what the public testimony said.

[Pat Allen’s Head Scar @allenheadscar]

@ChkLil @NotTinaKotex @OHAOregon That would explain the stairs Tina had installed right out my office door.

[Pat Allen’s Head Scar @allenheadscar]

@RevChuckCurrie Thanks for having my back Chuck. Three years of disrupting the lives of kids because I’m completely incompetent and probably should be in an alcohol treatment program, is nothing to get so worked up about! Kids are resilient.
PS: “peace be with you” 👌🏻nice touch 😂

[Pat Allen’s Head Scar @allenheadscar]

Today we launched new graphics with the same message:
✅Get Vaccinated
✅ Stop Being Racist
✅ Wear a mask to show you are vaccinated
✅Gate the top of your stairs when you’re drinking

[OR Health Authority @OHAOregon]

COVID-19 case numbers and hospitalizations continue to drop and we're starting a new phase of the pandemic response. We know #COVID19 is still here and we still need to take care of each other.

For more tips to keep yourself and your community safe: https://t.co/FKF2E8AKVw

[Pat Allen’s Head Scar @allenheadscar]

Study’s show that Oregon middle schoolers care more deeply about the immune compromised, overweight boomers and scared teachers in N95s. You’re welcome.

[Pat Allen’s Head Scar @allenheadscar]

OHA is working on a permanent umbrella mandate as well. We will be sure to listen to your testimony this time we promise 🤞🏼

[OR Health Authority @OHAOregon]

"Mask wearing in many countries was common before the start of the pandemic. My hope is that it becomes as unremarkable an occurrence, as someone who chooses to carry an umbrella on a rainy day."

[Pat Allen’s Head Scar @allenheadscar]

Dean and I came up with this one while absolutely blasted at the bar last weekend! That was fun.

[OR Health Authority @OHAOregon]

"Mask wearing in many countries was common before the start of the pandemic. My hope is that it becomes as unremarkable an occurrence, as someone who chooses to carry an umbrella on a rainy day."

[Pat Allen’s Head Scar @allenheadscar]

Please vote for Tina. I don’t want to lose my job. I’m extremely incompetent (I can’t even walk down stairs) but Tina will keep me employed because she cares deeply about racial equity and inclusion.

[Not Tina Kotex @NotTinaKotex]

I'm deeply grateful to all the white Oregonians who endorsed me! Together we're building a more inclusive and equitable Oregon.

[Pat Allen’s Head Scar @allenheadscar]

It’s exciting to see children have learned these past 2yrs that masking decisions are made based on feelings, especially the fear of other people’s feelings, and not critical reasoning. OHA has worked tirelessly to break your children. You’re welcome.

[Courtney Helland @CourtneyHella]

My 11 year old just told me he’s afraid he’ll lose friends if he decides to not wear a mask on Monday. :(

[Pat Allen’s Head Scar @allenheadscar]

@KATUNews And by “local decision making” we mean your local leaders doing exactly what we say and still ignoring the public. You’re welcome.

[Pat Allen’s Head Scar @allenheadscar]

In our defense, OHA had no intention of considering public opinion when we made masking permanent. It was only a formality.Thanks for spending an entire day waiting to talk to us for 2 minutes.

[OregonMammaBear @unheardparent]

PEOPLE are done with @OHAOregon

Oregonians testified for SEVEN hours.
no, no, no, no, no, no ,

And another no,

And they went ahead with a PERMANENT indoor mask mandate that can reinstitute on a whim.

How about asking some investigative questions?
#orpol

[Pat Allen’s Head Scar @allenheadscar]

Thanks @ORPearlDistrict for posting this great how-to video regarding unmasking!

[Pearl District NA @ORPearlDistrict]

Oregon's mask mandate ends tonight at midnight. A reminder that some businesses — and public transport, including @trimet @PDXStreetcar — will still require masks. And not everyone is comfortable sharing elevators with unmasked people, so be understanding. #oregon #maskmandate