Jake Allen

Home is where your Heart is

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Jake Allen @allenkey94]

Trump's Twitter reminds me of when Yik-Yak would tell us that police were raiding our flats at uni.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

They just happened to find 50,000 ballots late last night. The USA is embarrassed by fools. Our Election Process is worse than that of third world countries!

[Jake Allen @allenkey94]

The Trump Christmas message just feels very threatening

[me_irl @ItMeIRL2]

Me_irl https://t.co/0Jy3JxB2Z9

[Jake Allen @allenkey94]

@richardosman

Hi Richard, please can you mention me in your £1000 tweet?

[Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain]

Oh that’s perfect. If you missed it, a reference to tonight’s show in Leicester, so no help anyway. But great. https://t.co/SnX0MmvqGb

[Jake Allen @allenkey94]

Burgers so filthy, you have to eat them over the sink...

[Jake Allen @allenkey94]

"Your train is delayed due to problems that are currently under investigation"...

It's a good thing that we are kept properly informed 🤔

[Jake Allen @allenkey94]

The introduction of the sun has made my daily walk to the train station much more bearable

[Jake Allen @allenkey94]

@U2 ...

[Jake Allen @allenkey94]

@IMDb throwing some serious shade.
@zachbraff

[Jake Allen @allenkey94]

At the self-service scanner when I have to swap an item with a label for one without.

[Jake Allen @allenkey94]

@CrossCountryUK I do understand that I am not guaranteed a seat without a reservation, but by me reserving a seat, someone else loses a seat. Just looking at the bigger picture.

[Jake Allen @allenkey94]

@CrossCountryUK Train to Stansted Airport, from Birmingham is overcrowded every day. I don't have a reservation as I buy day returns from the station.

[Jake Allen @allenkey94]

@CrossCountryUK everyday coming back from work, I have to stand on your overcrowded trains. Any chance you could sort this out?

[Jake Allen @allenkey94]

"In a hundred years' time we'll all be dead. But here and now, we are alive."

[Jake Allen @allenkey94]

A train filled with pissed Arsenal fans really isn't the one.

[Jake Allen @allenkey94]

And that is the end of my short stint as a transport coordinator

[Jake Allen @allenkey94]

He's only gone and done it. Listening to YouTube with my phone locked.

[Jake Allen @allenkey94]

It's amazing how as a grown up, I still have an uncontrollable urge to sit on the top floor of a bus.