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dum spiro spero

[alistair @allennoxx]

I have spent 12 years dreaming of being in a place where i’m happy, thriving & not wanting to die everyday all day.

12 long years, 3 failed suicide attempts & days of shutting myself away from everything but we fucking made it, boys & girls. i’m fucking HAPPY.

[alistair @allennoxx]

@MrSantiZap I expected a lot more for his final send off.

his match I thought was very good, the end was disappointing but I kind of expected it, but I feel like the end of the show was a bit of a let down. also, NO video from Randy? no appearance from him? he should’ve been there

[alistair @allennoxx]

@MrSantiZap I feel like they’re not doing Big Bronson Reed right lately. of that entire faction, week by week he seems to the weakest part when he should look like unstoppable.

if tone him & Bron have a brawl or match, they only win because of Bron and almost lose because of Bronson 🤔🤔

[alistair @allennoxx]

@MrSantiZap knowing we’re all going to sit through weekly Slim Jim tables on Smackdown is going to make tables not exciting anymore. I don’t want to hear “Snapped through Slim Jim table” if it means the pop stops!

[alistair @allennoxx]

@DevinJacobEngle

[alistair @allennoxx]

@colliemogs pleeeeease

[alistair @allennoxx]

@xxBangs @almosttiffany i’m homies & demand large kiss.

[alistair @allennoxx]

@Blitz_Burgh as fun as Mitchell may be, we didn’t have a center on the roster & had a steal in Frazier at 51

[alistair @allennoxx]

this season has been the worst reffing in NFL history

[alistair @allennoxx]

have not been doing well & thoroughly struggling but that’s okay because today!!!! is filled with tea, water, comfort games and edibles

[alistair @allennoxx]

one month without you.

the things i’d give up to hear you call me lad just one more time.

[alistair @allennoxx]

having another dungeon master ask you to create & run a one shot for them & their friends erases all forms of imposter syndrome.

[alistair @allennoxx]

JIMMY BUTLER 😭😭

[alistair @allennoxx]

i swear Jimmy Buckets & Westbrook are the only reasons i’m getting into basketball

[alistair @allennoxx]

this is the first time i’m watching basketball playoffs but from my professional opinion a triple-header should not start at 7:30PM

[alistair @allennoxx]

whoever’s little girl is screaming everytime Raptors shoot a free three please take her home she’s not appreciated

[alistair @allennoxx]

sign Bud Dupree. sign Tranquill. sign Ya-Sin. extend Edmunds. boom, phenomenal but quiet start to the off-season.

[alistair @allennoxx]

if Joey Porter Jr is available and Pittsburgh doesn’t take him @ 17, i’m crying

[alistair @allennoxx]

idk dude something about my vacation (that my mental health has been HANGING ON TO) starting with my 7am flight getting cancelled and sitting in a hotel lobby for 6 1/2 hours waiting to check in has lowered my patience to people complaining to me to an all time low

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”