Allen P. Williams

This is where my Bio goes!

[Allen P. Williams @allenpwilliams]

where’s my money @MountainDew

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IDEA: Flamin' Hot Mountain Dew

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Avatar but instead of a planet of blue people it's Earth and instead of blue people it's Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon, Leslie Jones and Melissa McCarthy all suited up and ready to kick ghost butt!

[Allen P. Williams @allenpwilliams]

If Frankenstein is the guy that makes the monster, then I'd rather see a movie about the monster instead

[Allen P. Williams @allenpwilliams]

Alan Twodick is how you pronounce his name but, what if I were to tell you, that that is not how it's spelled...

I'm Allen P. Williams and we'll be uncovering this and other truths on tonight's Bad Shitty Show That Fucking Sucks

[Allen P. Williams @allenpwilliams]

Christmas is that time of year where December 25th

[Allen P. Williams @allenpwilliams]

Would you know my name
If I saw you 67
Would it be the same
If I saw you 67
I must be strong
And carry on
'Cause I know I don't belong
Here 67

[Allen P. Williams @allenpwilliams]

@Prachi_2050 alcohol or drugs

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I would watch Young Sheldon if they aged him up a little

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Terrorism isn't "in" as much lately

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Well, it's official: spring has sprunged!

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I just now started a blusky account. Go there now.

[Allen P. Williams @allenpwilliams]

.@netflix free car please

[brent @murrman5]

yogurts should come in a five pack not four pack or make the work week four days

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

Snakes on a Plane but it’s rats. Snakes on a Rats.

[Allen P. Williams @allenpwilliams]

@alejandroxpadi Perfect!

[lobster with a mobster @kerogeneration]

HAPPY PURE GUAVA DAY!!!! i’m hosting a raffle for a free shaker charm along with some extra goodies :D

[Allen P. Williams @allenpwilliams]

The guy from The Apprentice is the president?!

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pretty sure The Trans-Siberian Orchestra and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre aren't different

[Pepsi @pepsibong]

I thought this was Ween

[Allen P. Williams @allenpwilliams]

Look I think it's fine that Hooters also is about boobs but I don't think there's enough representation of the owl in the restaurant so I propose there should be live owls loose in the restaurant and you have to eat up really fast before they try to take your food or other