stelly

the angriest woman alive.

[aether @bluewdrift]

Keep your problems smaller than your life. A flat tire is a flat tire. A bad meeting is a bad meeting. A canceled flight is just an extra two hours. These things become catastrophes when you let them. But they stay manageable when you remember the depth of your real life- the people you love, the work you care about, the beautiful years still ahead. Zoom out. Fit your reaction to the size of the problem.

[Rois Faisal Ridho 🇵🇸 @thoriqatuna]

Jokowi layak diseret dari rumahnya ke pengadilan, sih. Negara udh sinting kalo sama sekali gak ada pengusutan soal anggaran yg akhirnya sia-sia ini.

[txtdaritaxpayer @txtdaritaxpayer]

@RosdianaHR Ya Allah lindungi Bill Gates
Ya Allah sehatkan Bill Gates
Ya Allah jaga Bill Gates
Ya Allah sayangi Bill Gates

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

as a beautiful woman, i shouldn’t know what sharepoint is

[stelly @allertsa]

@Anak__Ogi pertanyaan buat orang2 yang bawa motor: kenapa kalian lebih suka pencet klakson daripada pencet rem?🙂

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Yeah TikTok is bad for our mental health but what about Outlook and Teams

[‏ً @itsnwts]

and this is how a man supposed to act once you enter his life

[Kira @kira_sofine]

face ID has recognized me in moments i wouldn’t have recognized myself

[lilsmylfrmda eoo @Lilsmylefrmdae]

@DailyLoud He trust his life insurance more then his car insurance

[Carl Zha @CarlZha]

Kim started no wars, is a girl dad and not a pedo

[Rori 💖 @slytherin_qveen]

Gli stati uniti d'America

[goma @soigomaa]

Interesting how wars are named after the country attacked: Vietnam War, Iraq War, Afghanistan War, Iran War... That's because if they were named after the attacker, it would be too confusing, since 80% of conflicts would be called the US war.

[A. @abbsoul]

And for the lady, perhaps a week of dissociation on the beach?

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

I’m taking D all day every day

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Women’s fears on a first date:
1. That he’ll k*ll her
2. That he’ll r*pe her
3. That he’s a psychopath with good manners

Men’s fears:
1. That he’ll have to pay for the tiramisu and the valet.

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

me after looking at my transaction history and realizing everything actually adds up, no one stole from me

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

my journal entries these days

[karfianda @karf1anda]

Negara ada kementrian agama aja udah aneh kalo menurutku ya ☺️