dijonai🇯🇲

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[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

i remember they was doing a countdown of oxygen left but them people was already gone-

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

me restarting the song because someone talked to me and interrupted me.

[𝓜𝓻𝓼. 𝓢 @smalltown_wife]

I truly don’t understand parents who make their kids wake up for no reason if there’s no school, no job, and nowhere else to be. it’s summertime. they have the rest of their lives to wake up early. just let the kids sleep, for goodness’ sake

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

Reheating her own nachos>>>>>

[jax @brokeurtooth]

silently crying in the back of my uber and the driver turned around and gave me this stick of gum before saying in broken english “u will be okay tomorrow, today u can be sad”

[spicebae @spicebae_]

men that are very adamant on marrying you, changing your last name, becoming your husband >>>

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

yall don’t know my girl Bessie like i do!!!!

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

That man got 3 phones…I know what he is…

[nay🎀. @fineassnayyyy]

I'm not mean. I'm just not pressed to be liked, loved or accepted by everybody. 💯

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me going back to sleep because there’s still 25 seconds left before my alarm goes off

[𝑁𝑎𝑑𝑖. @luvblessingz]

“I can’t wait to go home, I have so much to do.”

Me as soon as I get home:

[SwiftieLee 🖤 @SwiftieLee1]

Somewhere in your 20s or 30s you'll get the opportunity to rebuild your life after a negative loop. It's very important that you see that journey through

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Brenda should've been BOOKED & BUSY after this

[𓆩♡𓆪 GODS FAVORITE 𓆩♡𓆪 @soulaaangel]

LIKE A BABY

[spicebae @spicebae_]

had they gone the route of Penny Proud and the gang navigating high school/college, i guarantee the show would still be running

[Bassie 𐚁 @BassieLastrassi]

10/10 marketing.

[dijonai🇯🇲 @allhaildij]

God I pray you heal my man and protect him through any silent battles he’s fighting. Amen.

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

yall want this childless woman at the height of her career to date a 34 yr old serial cheating divorced rapper w/ 6 children…. Bc they both DARK SKIN??!?

Go play the sims or something

[Austine @theereal_one]

Ngl she would’ve got me.. I would’ve been snoring so loud 😩😩

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Robots cleaning rivers > robots writing screenplays