Allison

[Kevin Jordan @KevinTWL]

You know that part when the drums kick in at 3:41 in Phil Collins “In The Air Tonight”? That’s what it’s gonna feel like when quarantine is over.

[Wajed🍉 @peaceforsoulss]

Me: why does my back hurt

Also me:

[Brooklyn Decker @BrooklynDecker]

I’m gonna tell you something right now, tis not the time to have allergies.

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I feel like I’m somehow stuck back in that weird time period between Christmas and new year where anything goes

[Allison @alli_19940]

@CelinaTTolbert That is truth!

[Allison @alli_19940]

I can’t help but think this #cornocation is God’s way of telling me to slow down

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

The One who has called us is more powerful than all of the uncertainty we're facing.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: How come we never have ice cream for breakfast?

Me: It's not a breakfast food.

7: It is if you eat it at breakfast.

[Allison @alli_19940]

One of my students referred to it as the “boomer plague”

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

I have been informed by a relative who is a middle school teacher that students are now referring to coronavirus as the “boomer remover”

[swm @sheathescholar]

had anyone else spent the past 24 hours stuck between “we are all going to die. I must never leave my house” and “flights are super cheap right now. maybe I should tour the world?”

[Allison @alli_19940]

I’m mad at you #GreysAnatomy 😠😭😠😭

[Allison @alli_19940]

@LingLing012696 Yes girl! You deserve it!

[Allison @alli_19940]

The best part about dating for a whole year is that we comfortably wear sweatpants around each other!

[Connor @connor_magrogan]

Why was January 3 years and February was less than a week

[Allison @alli_19940]

I hurt my shoulder while lying in bed sick, is this what old age feels like?? #im26

[Allison @alli_19940]

@sarahbessey

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

Start with who God says you are
and work forwards from there.

[Allison @alli_19940]

Just made my last payment to @RegentU! Graduation is only one class away! #gradschool