The best part of being married are the first 4 hours of Sat/Sun when I’m the only one awake & have to remain silent to avoid being brutally murdered
Danny DeVito says Disney better cast him as Phil in the live-action #Hercules movie
"If they don't put me in that they don't have a hair on their ass"
(via @WIRED)
I wish everyone on Earth knew how genuinely "off the charts" key planetary trends are right now, and how abnormal and critical it is. Things like atmospheric CO2 fraction, heat extremes on land and ocean, biodiversity loss and extinction rates. All alarms should be going off
The House just passed a record-high $840 billion Military budget, the same amount as all the stimulus checks combined.
Huh, guess when they print money for people it's "socialist," but when they do it for Military contractors it's "bipartisan."
Right-wingers: "We passed a law banning abortion regardless of age unless there's an immediate risk of death or a diagnosed medical condition causing a complication"
Lawyers: "That means a 10-year-old would have to stay pregnant until she's about to die"
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BREAKING: In yet another cataclysmic ruling, six radical justices on the US Supreme Court just turbo-charged the death of our planet.
The justices — all unelected — blocked our ability to regulate fossil fuels and address the climate crisis. Disaster.
https://t.co/vEEb4mWV0N
This is why I fucking hate being a Democrat. “Hey we control all 3 chambers but we don’t want to actually do *anything*, so vote for us & give us money so we can pay lip service to problem before going back to increasing our stock portfolio’s value #ally”
Republicans in the Louisiana House advanced a bill Wednesday that would classify abortion as homicide and allow prosecutors to criminally charge patients. https://t.co/YqCFg6JHIe