αλλισον ξοηνσον

~ have courage and be kind ~

[αλλισον ξοηνσον @alli_johnson777]

Unpacking a house is no joke.

[αλλισον ξοηνσον @alli_johnson777]

And I thought getting sick on news years was a bad start to the year.....#COVID19 #beenaminute #twitterreturn

[αλλισον ξοηνσον @alli_johnson777]

If getting sick for the new year isn’t a testament to my 2019, I don’t know what is.

[αλλισον ξοηνσον @alli_johnson777]

You know it’s not a busy day at Disneyland when you don’t have to stand in line for the restroom once 👍🏻

[αλλισον ξοηνσον @alli_johnson777]

I will never understand how I can put sunscreen on and still get burned to a crisp.

[αλλισον ξοηνσον @alli_johnson777]

The sun is what gives us our pigment.

Any realistic mermaid would probably be too scary for your children to look at 😂

[αλλισον ξοηνσον @alli_johnson777]

All I’m gunna say about the subject. No human, White, Asian, African American, or any other race will ever look like a mermaid, because they are not a mermaid.

The science is, that mermaids skin and hair would be so frail and pale because they never see sunlight.

[Robert Irwin @RobertIrwin]

Dad and me feeding Murray... same place, same croc - two photos 15 years apart ❤️🐊

[αλλισον ξοηνσον @alli_johnson777]

Tired of feeling like an outcast....🙄

[Fandango @Fandango]

#SpiderMan is Far From Home but even further from Tony...

[αλλισον ξοηνσον @alli_johnson777]

@Jessica_Rae93 Remember what I said about being a mean mom??? Yeah, my kid wouldn’t even get to that point haha

[barely tolerable @thesongofalark]

THAT IS AMERICA’S ASS

[Brokage 🍃 @BiggSalt30]

110% down to go see Endgame another 3 or 4 times

[αλλισον ξοηνσον @alli_johnson777]

So freaking good!

[αλλισον ξοηνσον @alli_johnson777]

All I care about is the fate of Kylo Ren tbh.........

[Star Wars @starwars]

Every generation has a legend. Watch the brand-new teaser for Star Wars: #EpisodeIX.

[αλλισον ξοηνσον @alli_johnson777]

I feel like the last year and a half of my life has been a non stop busy fest. I feel like I’m finally going to have the chance to catch up come May 2nd.......

[αλλισον ξοηνσον @alli_johnson777]

It’s funny when people say they’re not going anywhere, and then *poof* they’re gone and their support is gone.

[αλλισον ξοηνσον @alli_johnson777]

I hate this.

[αλλισον ξοηνσον @alli_johnson777]

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