Alli D

[asmaa @bashmaaa]

this may be the best tik tok ever

[Alli D @alli_kaed]

Rabbit or bird... I can’t figure it out😳

[serenity22🦋 @HidayahNicole]

Bro why did my high ass think this was a fucking bird with its mouth open 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Alli D @alli_kaed]

I just want my best friend back...

[Alli D @alli_kaed]

My heart is heavy. I’m at a loss for words. Miss you already Austin, see you again someday❤️ https://t.co/uSsykc6FyF

[Alli D @alli_kaed]

I’m glad someone gets it👏

[Kyle @kkunta__]

Girls will always be expecting a reply, even if their last message wasn't replyable you better think of a reply or start a new conversation

[Alli D @alli_kaed]

This is only the beginning 🙌🏼

[Alli D @alli_kaed]

@QuickSix_87 You haven’t seen Miami...

[Alli D @alli_kaed]

Never Have I Ever been on an @AmericanAir flight that has taken off on time. NEVER. 🙄

[Alli D @alli_kaed]

Manifestation ✨

[Alli D @alli_kaed]

Ill take that $20. I do accept Venmo... Alli_Distler

[Carter Dean @FarterCrapple]

$20 to any girl that didn’t post a “best memories of 2018” Instagram story.

[Alli D @alli_kaed]

I think Cedar Falls is #1

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

Your listing of the worst malls in Iowa

5. Mason City
4. Fort Dodge
3. Oskaloosa
2. Cedar Falls
1. Spencer

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

On the 12th day of Christmas Iowa gave to me

12 random seasons
11 unfixed potholes
10 Casey’s pizzas
9 tornado sirens
8 runaway cattle
7 u betchas
6 suicidal deer
5 OPE SORRYS
4 big ice storms
3 Welp, alrights
2 games of cornhole
And a 1 finger wave from a passing truck

[Alli D @alli_kaed]

When it rains it pours, so bring on the storm..

[Alli D @alli_kaed]

UNI doesn’t believe in dead week...

[Alli D @alli_kaed]

I hate people like you🙄

[Alli D @alli_kaed]

😂

[Alli D @alli_kaed]

The most helpful tweet I have ever seen...😱

[Krissy Brierre-Davis @krissybdavis]

How come you guys never told me this iPhone trick? I feel duped.

[Alli D @alli_kaed]

Elementary and middle school kids will never understand the terrible moments of having to call the family home phone to talk to your friend or crush and having the parent answer 😶

[Alli D @alli_kaed]

Snuck my dog into the library tonight..📚📒

[Alli D @alli_kaed]

I appreciate Professors like this 🍬 🍭

[Alli D @alli_kaed]

The roundabouts on university are going to be the death of us all come winter....