Alli Kelleher

Dude

[Alli Kelleher @alli_kelleher]

My body is 50% ice cream, 50% hummus

[charlie @chunkbardey]

hey do you need any help in the kitchen?? please say no please say no please say no

[Chris Cannon @colourfulchris]

It’s my new favorite song.

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

Squid Game

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Dream Crushed Over Trivial Bullshit Represents Nation Better Than Gold Medal Ever Could https://t.co/Eqd0kSuPMg

[Alli Kelleher @alli_kelleher]

If anyone needs me I'll be in my hammock all summer

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

It's one banana, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?

[Arrested Development @bluthquotes]

TAKE A LOOK AT BANNER

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

my brain at 8:30 pm every single night during the summer

[Alli Kelleher @alli_kelleher]

Just sold my car using Spanish I remembered from high school (with some help from Google translate). Señora Thibodeau, I hope you're proud

[Arrested Development @arresteddev]

For the loveliest girl in the world: Mother

[Alli Kelleher @alli_kelleher]

@leenamayy Reading WINY comments never fails to make me so disappointed in our area

[Krista @WolslegelKrista]

I judge the fuck outta people that don’t put their carts away in the parking lot

[bigsock @biggersocks]

cow abunga

[Alli Kelleher @alli_kelleher]

Had a student in the hall look at me and say "what's good" then "oh wait you're a teacher"..... I'm at a middle school....

[BarkBox @barkbox]

My dog sighing like she's home from a 14-hour double shift at the factory. Long day at work, ma'am?