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forever millennial trash

[alli m @alli_moor]

There was an 18 month period of time where I had a BB-8 piñata full of candy canes and condoms sitting in my closet.

[alli m @alli_moor]

“You’re giving masshole” random 21 year old at the bar
“That’s so kind, I’m from Michigan” me

[‎Francisca @H7MILT0N]

gonna tell my kids this was one direction

[alli m @alli_moor]

Tinker bell is such a pick me girl. “Oh Peter look at me” or “oh Peter I’m dying” like be fucking for real

[alli m @alli_moor]

Saltburn might be the key to Robbie Williams finally becoming popular in the states and in here for it

[alli m @alli_moor]

I will Die on the Holmes that the most traumatic thing that can happen to a female is having a male play wonderwall at you on the guitar

[alli m @alli_moor]

I Need @chloestroll to post just an insta post of all her outfits from the morning of her wedding to when they stopped partying. It’s the fashion show I’m praying for

[alli m @alli_moor]

“I can do cocaine again now! I have dual citizenship!”

[alli m @alli_moor]

My fatal flaw is that I fully believe I can “keep up with the guys” especially when they are 6’4” and 250 lbs of muscle

[alli m @alli_moor]

Finding out I’m not @mattrife’s dream girl because I like boats and used a ouija board in high school, is a traumatizing way to end this year

[alli m @alli_moor]

We as a society do not talk about how #ChristianHorner married a #SpiceGirl enough for my liking.

[Michael Bublé @MichaelBuble]

You know what they say… "When in Hockeytown" #Detroit #Redwings

[alli m @alli_moor]

My fbi agent needs to get his shit together and target my ads better.

[alli m @alli_moor]

We need to normalize hungover emotional crying

[alli m @alli_moor]

@DemiTrabucchi Hehehe

[alli m @alli_moor]

@DemiTrabucchi Thanks for the invite

[alli m @alli_moor]

Honestly might pull a Camilla and just be a side piece until I’m Queen

[alli m @alli_moor]

My toxic trait is thinking I’m a great singer when I’m alone in the car

[alli m @alli_moor]

Found out Gorbachev died from this tiktok. Not a single push notification came thru on my phone. I’m worried y’all. https://t.co/1r5yWPOuWc

[alli m @alli_moor]

Happy birthday to my bookish besties

[alli m @alli_moor]

Coworker: I grew this in my garden
Me: the only thing I grow is anxious