AB

I'm what the French call les incompétents. (she/her)

[AB @alli_sun93]

Someone bring me buffalo ranch fries from the sub so I know it's real.

[AB @alli_sun93]

@zoeythekat91 Aww, thank you! ❤️

[AB @alli_sun93]

To be clear, that was my lie

[AB @alli_sun93]

Played 2 truths & a lie in my Dutch class tonight and the panicked feeling of trying to think of my 3 things made me remember when I told my freshman orientation group I was a pro bowler 😭

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

You fist-pumped insurrectionists and baselessly attacked our elections. Your actions fueled a riot and you fundraised in the chaos. Five people are dead.

Even your GOP colleagues have distanced from your acts.

Yet here you are crying over a book deal. You should be expelled.

[QK @qkwva]

Sorry boss I can't work I am doomscrolling the coup attempt

[AB @alli_sun93]

@anamericangod yay georgia!

[AB @alli_sun93]

@anamericangod i text banked for the November election, and I'm sure your response gave them a chuckle in the midst of some bleak replies

[AB @alli_sun93]

@kaitlyn_burke It does not. Quit before that old phoney Holden whines some more

[AB @alli_sun93]

Meanwhile in Belgium...

[AB @alli_sun93]

Wear a mask and vote for @nicolergalloway, MO friends.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

JEFFERSON CITY, Mo. (AP) -- Missouri Republican Gov. Mike Parson, opponent of mandatory masks, tests positive for COVID-19.

[AB @alli_sun93]

@zoeythekat91 Glad it’s a mutual thing 😬🙃

[AB @alli_sun93]

Now is either the best or the worst time to read a novel about an apocalyptic pandemic. Either way, I’m almost finished with it.

[AB @alli_sun93]

@caitbladt Amazing

[AB @alli_sun93]

you and me both, buddy.

[AB @alli_sun93]

Hello, yes, can anyone please explain to me how I managed to get a (quite large, painful) zit on my shin?? #notabruise

[AB @alli_sun93]

Glad that my social distancing working from home includes bopping around to phish jams and guitar solos with @fearsome_j

[AB @alli_sun93]

@anamericangod And here if you need to chat!

[AB @alli_sun93]

@anamericangod Hope you’re able to find some ✨

[Visit Estonia @visitestonia]

Please stay safe and stay home. #travel #estonia #staythefuckhome

[AB @alli_sun93]

The downside of mailing in a ballot is not getting an “I voted!” sticker. #vote