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[mk! @crazysexysoulan]

just started sex and the city a few days ago and why carrie be acting like the train don’t exist??? “i left my cab fare inside so i walked 45 blocks in $400 shoes” girl if you don’t take the 6 😭😭😭 like what LMFAOOO

[allison @alli_targs]

i went to pilates before work this morning and i’m better than everyone else bc of it

[𝓝𝓮𝔀𝓼 Dan Scavino Jr.🇺🇸🦅 @DanScavinoTNews]

When I hear Rush & Von Dutch back to back at the Sweat tour

[allison @alli_targs]

@moooookie_ this is so real morgan

[allison @alli_targs]

@atwyatt_ 🥹🩷

[pop culture gal @allurequinn]

this is like the superbowl for gay people

[allison @alli_targs]

thank u, next
dangerous woman
sweetener
positions
my everything
yours truly

[marco ꕤ @outfotime]

in honor of eternal sunshine week, drop your ariana’s albums ranking before the album release

[ً jannah @latenightkyoto]

this got me feeling like a victorian man seeing a woman’s ankles for the first time

[alfonso ☼ ⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ꕤ @ctrlalfonso]

@PopCrave ARIANA AND TOULOUSE OMFGGG

[woo woo woman @witti_indi]

Gemini full moon

[allison @alli_targs]

the most unrealistic part of gossip girl is the fact that dan lives in williamsburg and spends all of his time in the UES

[allison @alli_targs]

i feel like i could never be a bartender because i’d be like “omg are you sure you like it though?” every five minutes

[allison @alli_targs]

suck a dick

[The Recount @therecount]

Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders (R-AR) signed an executive order to ban “woke, anti-women words,” like “pregnant people,” from state government documents.

“It’s the left that decided ‘woman’ is a dirty word ... that decided we needed to toss out basic biology and basic grammar...”

[allison @alli_targs]

@wyattdidnt tweeting this at 5AM LMFAOOOO

[allison @alli_targs]

this is cancer rising coded

[allison @alli_targs]

a full blown menty b, snot and all, on the train is so freeing. no one gives a FUCK. y’all should try it

[☆ @PlNKBAWBlE]

that teleprompter whooping saweetie's ass 😭😭😭😭 #VMAs