Alli Major

Courage; to tell who you are with your whole heart.

[Alli Major @alli_warren]

@apronsandboots it is only temporary because I can't remember my password and I'm using my old phone for a couple days. 😁

[Alli Major @alli_warren]

Man oh man how I've missed Twitter. 🙌🏼

[Alli Major @alli_warren]

Accidentally opening your front camera...🤷🏼‍♀️😂 This might be the one instance it didn’t catch my double chin

[Alli Major @alli_warren]

*Mob Ties comes on in the car.*
Kennedy “Oh yeah! I like this music.”

Well alright then girl.

[sab❤️‍🔥 @heyyssab]

rt if you say: clicker
like if you say: remote

trying to prove a point

[Alli Major @alli_warren]

@kroger did an amazing job making our cake. “Byi...aagin, Erin”

[Alli Major @alli_warren]

@EmilyARoberts11 Unfaithful men are the worst. Big mama isn’t interested either. 🙅🏼‍♀️

[Alli Major @alli_warren]

If you are married and try to hit on me you better believe I’m telling your wife. #NotTodaySatan

[Alli Major @alli_warren]

Demi Lovato is seriously the hottest.

[Alli Major @alli_warren]

If you’re trying to lose weight working at a bank is not the way to go. It’s not even ten yet and I’ve had a pb&j, sausage biscuit, and homemade ice cream. It’s potluck day y’all. 🙌🏼

[Alli Major @alli_warren]

Is the edging around an Uncrustable “crust?”

[Alli Major @alli_warren]

When you’re so stressed out your eye starts twitching.🙃

[Alli Major @alli_warren]

“We can make our plans, but the Lord determines our steps.”

[Alli Major @alli_warren]

Kennedy is on one today. 🙃

[Alli Major @alli_warren]

If God has ever had a way to show me it’s now.

[Alli Major @alli_warren]

@EmilyARoberts11 Took those chips and two candy bars too. 🙌🏼

[Alli Major @alli_warren]

My boss is fantastic.
“Would you like my BBQ sandwich?”
You bet your ass I do. 🙋🏼‍♀️😍

[Lysa TerKeurst @LysaTerKeurst]

Respect. Kindness. Love. Honor. Commitment. Compassion. Truth. Holiness. Integrity. Character. Humility. Let's live these words out loud.

Others are always watching and listening.

May we reflect Jesus beautifully and authentically with every word we say or action we take.

[Sauce @SauceTerminal3]

tired of my car using gas when i drive it