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[alli @alliaulwes]

2022 is a year for new beginnings and growth 💖

[alli @alliaulwes]

Karma is a bitch and I hope it hits some people really hard.

[alli @alliaulwes]

Life just isn’t fair

[alli @alliaulwes]

It makes me so uncomfortable when people ask:
1. When are you getting married
2. Are you going to try for a boy
🥴

[ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ @chaclobro]

I miss Reno 911 so much 😂😭

[alli @alliaulwes]

I’ve never liked the Kardashian’s or Jenner’s and this is exactly why.

[🐝 @livelaughcryxo]

So Kylie Jenner who apparently earns over $450k A DAY and is a billionaire shared the 60k gofundme of her friend who got in an accident for us poor people to donate to? Celebrities are a different breed.

[Great Value Beyoncé @tieshatwo]

Do not ever donate money at a store checkout. They’ve already paid the donation for the tax write off. They’re collecting their refund from you.

[alli @alliaulwes]

We should all start a petition to reinvestigate Kurt Cobain’s death, cuz I still can’t get over it

[alli @alliaulwes]

@kennapryor Blessing our timelines 😍

[alli @alliaulwes]

@boymama2x I hate privileged people like this. Lol I’m an “essential” worker but got my pay and hours cut. I have 2 kids to take care of. $600 is a lot to just get for free 🤷‍♀️

[alli @alliaulwes]

I just want to have my own shop making people feel good about themselves and drinking coffee 💄💆‍♀️☕️🧋💕

[alli @alliaulwes]

Too sweet not to share, little Lay parted way with 540 ounces of milk to a baby who was in the NICU 🥰🍼

[alli @alliaulwes]

@buschlightdude Yes or when they have spicy chicken sandwiches and no chipotle out 😕

[Wandi @MandyCottrell]

I used to think getting people candles as a gift was so cliche. Like no one one wants a candle. But now... I hope everyone gets me candles for a gift. I want all the candles.

[alli @alliaulwes]

@gracelynan Stop you’d love it

[alli @alliaulwes]

People get so nasty over politics. Lmao wow

[alli @alliaulwes]

Just laying in bed missing being a stay at home mom. When my house was always clean and when I saw Nova every second of the day 🙁

[alli @alliaulwes]

I really need to get away from Iowa because I really can’t deal with small minded people 🤦‍♀️

[alli @alliaulwes]

I can’t imagine having to get reactions from people to think I have a purpose in life lmao this is why social media is fucked

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

In Iran if a 12-year-old girl is raped and impregnated by her father, she must carry the baby to term, or be thrown in prison for life. Wait, sorry, no. That's Alabama.